lmao.
I got a email from my solicitor today. It's from the guy who used to do the maintenance on my flat when I moved in. In it he says I hate German people, I hate Polish people and I am totally racist because I refused to let him in or the Polish guy who wanted to start the repairs as I was moving out.
Now this would normally not be funny unless.
1. I let them both in, otherwise how would he know me? I told my landlady I didn't want him in there again because he merrily used to walk around taking pictures with his camera without my consent. Which is totally illegal.
2. I was told by my trust not to let in the Polish builder because of my computers and the fact I was moving out in 3 weeks any way.
So again, still not funny especially given the raw amount of defamation in the letter (which I will be doing something about, BTW).
However what did make me LOL really hard was that I forwarded this email onto my housing trust manager Selena and she said "They did the same thing to me". Apparently when Selena was drilling them into the ground with her legal knowledge they threw a strop and accused her of being racist.
Which if you had ever met Selena you would laugh so hard at. Given she's really sweet, super polite and does her job wonderfully.
There are much bigger problems to this obviously. Firstly they are flinging scat at me trying to slur my name (which is irrelevant, given this has nothing to do with the state of the flat but that my landlady didn't protect the deposit so it's all totally infertile and nonsensical) but secondly that a black woman in this day and age can go around using the race card. It's very similar to the "He had sex with me without consent" card and I will absolutely be doing something about it.
I don't even think she understands *why* she is being taken to court. That's how clever she is.