What made you LOL today?

Had my daily Indian scammer call me just now pretending to be from Amazon about my "Amazon Prime Membership" that was charged to my "Credit Card".... I don't have a credit card or Amazon Prime.... today I was Klaus, The German Olympic figure skater -

Me - Hello ?

Scammer with thick Punjabi accent - Hello this is "Rachel" calling from Amazon.

Me - Are you calling about zee partnership und assless lederhosen ?

Scammer - Errmm... we charged your credit card £79.99 for Amazon Prime by accident we want to...

Me - Darling I don't care vot you charge, Did you bring all zee assless lederhosen for zee show ? It's not a show wizzout zee assless lederhosen !

Scammer - *holding back a laugh with a snort* we can help you reverse the charge if you give us your card details.

Me - But can you reverse a show vizout assless lederhosen ? I don't sink so, My bockwurst must be svinging, SVINGING I TELL YOU ! , Now put me sroo to Bruno he vill give me zee assless bockwurst lederhosen.

Scammer - But....

Me - I begin to sing "It's raining men in assless bockwurst lederhosen"

Scammer - *bursts out laughing and hangs up the phone*

I win :D
 
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Warchild said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wik5jAvlhs


Swedish Humor on point! F1 Fans will find this one good. Especially the Verstappen bit
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Even though I've seen that a dozen times, the part with Max and Lewis never fails to make me laugh like hell.

Loving this season so far, primarily because Mercedes are having to learn a lesson in humility, watching Lewis go out in Q1 was just hilarious. Seeing McLaren sail merrily to the back of the grid? I don't want that pain again :(
 
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So on Sunday last we finally got a win (chicken dinner) on PUBG.

It had been about 5 months !. There are reasons for it though. Firstly the game has gone free to play which brought back tons of pros and streamers. It meant 0 bots much better games.

Secondly it brought lots of pro streamers onto the game who are really good at games. We're sorta mid way between good and crap.

Any way the game ended with all four of us alive V 1 other player. That said we most certainly have been squad wiped by Uber players before. Most notably Obe Wan Coyote, one of the best players in the world.

So as usual I was the brave one. I guinea pigged myself to locate him. To be fair to me I did hit him and I did nearly kill him but I whiffed his head and he got mine and I got knocked. At which point I call out to my mate Dave who was behind me, and our best player to "he's literally right in front of me throw everything you got at him!!!!"

Dave then delivers the most perfect cooked nade I've ever seen. It literally air bursted on the poor guy's head, giving him absolutely no chance.

Now what we didn't know at the time we were all hooting clapping and cheering that this guy is a big streamer in Germany. PUBG is huge there.

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1478701421?t=02h27m53s

And Dave found his twitch and the highlights of the end of the game. Why so funny? Well he's German so I can't understand a bloody word he's saying but when that nade detonated on his head he pauses for a second and then goes "F***K"

:D
 
hee hee he don't look happy LUL

I used to be good at fps games, but years of not playing getting older i just turn all the eyecandy up and enjoy it in a more basic way these days.
 
Card like yours is 1440p ultra 144 easy.

I pretty much disable shadows and certain effects only so I can see rats better.

But yeah no issue to run it and compete well.
 
It will be once i get this bios LUL driving me nuts, but they have started releasing 300 series bios's now so just gotta wait a while longer or maybe i could wake up tomoz and it's there who knows.

My card is a beast maxxed out BF5 1440p is 110fps atm 2042 i don't like much even uninstalled it. Most game run really well but a few are just short of 144hz but thats at max settings it's easy to get it to run 144hz but i like my eyecandy.

Assassins creed valhalla, metro exodus enhanced, RDR2 are my next games once my cpu is switched, they all run fine but i know they will run better ACVallhalla is maybe going to be a huge time sink as i have the dlc and the new ragnarok thing going to be a long long game that one.

I'm mainly more intrested in my port royal scores that i'll get and if i can push the mhz higher on the card, the overclocking is so simple it's a shame it's all gone that way now everything to the near max and nothing to toy around with.

So I'm hoping for 4.7ghz all core and 2700mhz on my card if i can get that and keep temps under control then i'll say thats as good as it'll get for my card and pretty sure the 5800x is plenty to get the cards full potential.

hopefully the bios could show up tomoz give me something to do saturday.
 


But getting closer in all reality :D

update

It's getting released they just updated again didnt expect a 2nd update today XD
 
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First off, THANK YOU EVERYONE for your concern I'm ok, just a bit shaken up. For those of you who don't know what happened, I was robbed yesterday morning at the petrol station filling up the car .My hands were still shaking, I was dizzy and I honestly think I was in shock. My money was gone. I called the police, they were fantastic and called for medical assistance as my blood pressure was through the roof. The police asked me if I knew who did it, and I told them "Yes, it was pump number 4 ”
 
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