remember300
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haha always the way
i used to watch the mummy as a kid to fall asleep now i just have the blu ray for eye candy lol 


I used to like Rachel Weisz too back in the mummy days, her boobs looked bigger in the mummy returns. There was me like aged 9 fapping in the cinema. I remember Angelina Jolie in the shower in Tomb Raider too, fap fap fap!
Little did fetus Shaun know that that moment would change his life forever. Things would never be the same again. Even when he grew up he couldn't help but notice that half the population had, in fact, boobs.
After every school day Shaun would go home to fap. It became his hobby, a passion. It became an obession. Eventually fapping became an addiction and controlled Shaun's entire life.
Now, by day he is just regular old Shaun, but when darkness cloaks the world and Shaun closes his curtains at night the legend of Shaun begins. Some say they can still hear the fapping noises come out of his bedroom in the morning. But what really happens up there? No one knows...
That would make a good movieI'd watch it
You want to watch another man wank for 1.5 hours? :huh:
I imagined it be more of a documentary on National Geographic![]()
"Here we see a wild Shaun in his natural habitat"
*bedroom with a computer and lotion*
Here's the image to go with that..
What is this dreadlock witchcraft, dat aint' sexy! Ima find sexy. ;P
LOL! Feronix is the new David Atonborough.
Don't you mean David Fappenborough ?.........
Thanks...
I didn't need that ._.
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