NVMe... Envy Me?

[SuB]

Why is everyone calling it N. V. M. E. ?

Surely it should be called Envy Me Because it's so stupid fast that all should envy you?

Sorry midday very tired work ramlings

 

[Dicehunter]

Why is everyone calling it N. V. M. E. ?

Surely it should be called Envy Me Because it's so stupid fast that all should envy you?

Sorry midday very tired work ramlings

Go to bed SuB, You're drunk !

 

[SuB]

Go to bed SuB, You're drunk !

Roger that >.<

 

[MadShadow]

What even?...

 

[tinytomlogan]

Whos drunk? Wheres mine?

 

[Dicehunter]

Whos drunk? Wheres mine?

SuB, He tried to slap a monkey while drinking a yard of ale, But it just wouldn't stay still, Then he played the xylophone but he was terrible at it but it's ok because he's drunk so it sounds amazeballs and now it's time for nap nap :beer:

I am not tipsy you can't prove anything.

 

[MrKambo]

Ill have a Ribena thanks

Stirred not shaken

 

[tinytomlogan]

Grape or grain?



What ever Im in

 

[Davva2004]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

 

[Excalabur50]

I DO NOT HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM!
I drink
I get drunk
I fall down
No Problem

 

[Dawelio]

I DO NOT HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM!
I drink
I get drunk
I fall down
No Problem

I'm soon 22 and I've never once been drunk

 

[TPC]

Try it it's fun!

 

[Excalabur50]

I'm soon 22 and I've never once been drunk

Actually I think I have been drunk 6 times in my 48 years of life and I've never fallen over when I have been drinking
My other favorite is a tee shirt that says I have a drinking problem with an arrow pointing either left or right and you have it pointed at the missus

 

[Wraith]

I'll take an Umbongo or a Caprisun please, hold the alcohol.

 

[Dicehunter]

I'm soon 22 and I've never once been drunk

That's nothing to smile about, You're missing out on some fun times.

 

[MadShadow]

That's nothing to smile about, You're missing out on some fun times.

Didn't see that coming from Mr. Water himself

 

[Dicehunter]

Didn't see that coming from Mr. Water himself

I'm half Irish *Republic* and half German, 2 of the biggest drinkers in existence, You really think I'm not gonna party now and then ? ^_^

Life is way to short to be tea-total.

 

[SuB]

Wow you derailed that, like... instantly. Well played.

Can you imagine chrazey drunk? I reckon he literally would walk around with a black marker pen writing ^ + 1 on all the things

 

[Dicehunter]

Wow you derailed that, like... instantly. Well played.

Can you imagine chrazey drunk? I reckon he literally would walk around with a black marker pen writing ^ + 1 on all the things

I imagine it would go down something like this

 

[Excalabur50]

I imagine it would go down something like this

Total LOLZ