Golf Joke

Mr_Stinky

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THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF

1. Nuts! My shaft is bent.

2. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

3. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

4. Look at the size of his putter.

5. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

6. ind if I join your threesome?

7. Stand with your back turned and drop it.

8. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

9. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.

10. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first.
 
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LMAO Just great
 
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I once broke my leg while playing golf.... I fell off the ball washer!
 
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