FML Thread

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maniac said:
stupid exams got me addicted to coffee, and also are making me fat :|
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Exams are such a joy aren't they, they do wonders for you diet and general health. I've been drinking coffee or tea (mostly tea) constantly, may as well have an iv drip hooked directly to my veins.

Just finished mine this morning, finally have some free time. :)
 
I was going to put this in the funny thread orignally as it did make me laugh!

Went to the docs on Friday after work to get back to them about my asthma, so now I'm on the brown inhalers and also got a bit of ezcma on my neck so mentioned that again, got my prescriptions....£30! Nearly had a heart attack. Good job I didn't.
 
I spilled rum and coke on my poor ol' lenovo laptop :(. Its currently drying and I think its ok, I'm now just down a laptop for the time being (I use my snazzy lenovo for work and my 5 year old one for home use), meaning I have to use my noisy ol' pc for simple browsing.
 
barnsley said:
I spilled rum and coke on my poor ol' lenovo laptop :(. Its currently drying and I think its ok, I'm now just down a laptop for the time being (I use my snazzy lenovo for work and my 5 year old one for home use), meaning I have to use my noisy ol' pc for simple browsing.
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Are you just letting it dry, or are you cleaning it too? That's gonna be so sticky if it's not cleaned xD
 
So some of you might know I met this girl on twitter. We played Dead Island for a bit, eventually met at a concert, had a great night, we really liked each other etc.
Well, she eventually told me she thought I lived too far away, she had only seen me once and that wouldn't be enough to like me and she wouldn't be ready for a serious relationship for a long time.

Now. 1 month later. She's kind of almost in a relationship with one of my friends who she, until a few days ago, also met only once and lives in the same village as me. Makes me feel like a joke really. FML.
 
barnsley said:
I spilled rum and coke on my poor ol' lenovo laptop :(. Its currently drying and I think its ok, I'm now just down a laptop for the time being (I use my snazzy lenovo for work and my 5 year old one for home use), meaning I have to use my noisy ol' pc for simple browsing.
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how could you :(
gotta say i'm very happy with my G510, so if you are looking for a new one, the G510 is great.
 
AverageNinja said:
So some of you might know I met this girl on twitter. We played Dead Island for a bit, eventually met at a concert, had a great night, we really liked each other etc.
Well, she eventually told me she thought I lived too far away, she had only seen me once and that wouldn't be enough to like me and she wouldn't be ready for a serious relationship for a long time.

Now. 1 month later. She's kind of almost in a relationship with one of my friends who she, until a few days ago, also met only once and lives in the same village as me. Makes me feel like a joke really. FML.
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Don't worry about it mate, crap like that happens in life. You'll always meet someone better eventually :)
 
AverageNinja said:
So some of you might know I met this girl on twitter. We played Dead Island for a bit, eventually met at a concert, had a great night, we really liked each other etc.
Well, she eventually told me she thought I lived too far away, she had only seen me once and that wouldn't be enough to like me and she wouldn't be ready for a serious relationship for a long time.

Now. 1 month later. She's kind of almost in a relationship with one of my friends who she, until a few days ago, also met only once and lives in the same village as me. Makes me feel like a joke really. FML.
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bet she didn't like the average penis thing :)

on a serious note, that sucks, badly but atleast you didn't get into a relationship and then she went over to your friend, that would hurt much more :).
 
Remmy said:
Don't worry about it mate, crap like that happens in life. You'll always meet someone better eventually :)
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Yeah I know :) I just think it's really messed up, both from that girl and my friend. He doesn't seem to understand why I'm mad at him too :p

maniac said:
bet she didn't like the average penis thing :)

on a serious note, that sucks, badly but atleast you didn't get into a relationship and then she went over to your friend, that would hurt much more :).
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Well at least it's average :(

But yeah it does really suck. Well, she's going to have a major problem too soon. His breath smells like sh*t :lol:
 
Finally doing well with the exercises (push- and sit ups and such) and seeing some improvement and I bruise my collar bone -.-
 
barnsley said:
I spilled rum and coke on my poor ol' lenovo laptop :(. Its currently drying and I think its ok, I'm now just down a laptop for the time being (I use my snazzy lenovo for work and my 5 year old one for home use), meaning I have to use my noisy ol' pc for simple browsing.
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As if some kind of sick coincidence, I just choked on Tango and coughed it all over my monitors and K95 while Skyping my girlfriend -.- Just had to sit there pulling the keys off to clean under them, and painstakingly trying to reply to messages with the bare switches.
 
Remmy said:
As if some kind of sick coincidence, I just choked on Tango and coughed it all over my monitors and K95 while Skyping my girlfriend -.- Just had to sit there pulling the keys off to clean under them, and painstakingly trying to reply to messages with the bare switches.
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I did precisely the same thing with my Aspire 8935g, although I'm still on the lookout for a replacement keyboard that's not all sweet smelling and sticky.
 
Remmy said:
As if some kind of sick coincidence, I just choked on Tango and coughed it all over my monitors and K95 while Skyping my girlfriend -.- Just had to sit there pulling the keys off to clean under them, and painstakingly trying to reply to messages with the bare switches.
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would've been worse if you had a webcam call going on with her.
 
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