AlienALX
Well-known member
I was on a train this morning, in the loo, having a crap, when a voice called out "Can I see your ticket please?"
"Not right now." I replied, "I'm having a crap."
"I don't believe you." Said the voice. "Slide it under the door."
"No probs," I said. "The yellow bits are Sweetcorn!"
"Not right now." I replied, "I'm having a crap."
"I don't believe you." Said the voice. "Slide it under the door."
"No probs," I said. "The yellow bits are Sweetcorn!"