Someone told me tucking it in my mouth would help me get a stiff upper lip to face my peers.
What made you LOL today?
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Someone told me tucking it in my mouth would help me get a stiff upper lip to face my peers.
Dicehunter
Resident Newb
There's a TV license of sorts in Germany but no one pays it, Some guy turned up at my moms doorstep saying "You need to pay the license" and she simply said "Why I don't have an aerial and even if I did I wouldn't pay it as it's used to fund BS left wing alternative art shows and line the pockets of the already rich"
Greenback
Active member
There's a TV license of sorts in Germany but no one pays it, Some guy turned up at my moms doorstep saying "You need to pay the license" and she simply said "Why I don't have an aerial and even if I did I wouldn't pay it as it's used to fund BS left wing alternative art shows and line the pockets of the already rich"
If only it was that easy in the Uk they have the courts on their side with warrants to come in to your house and check you don't have a TV if you do have a Tv they can plug it in and switch it on if it picks up live Tv £1000 fine, they don't need to prove you use the Tv just that you could
Dicehunter
Resident Newb
In many ways England would really benefit from having a very bloody revolution, I've worked all over Europe and I have never seen a country that goes to war on its own people so much or punishes people for having a 2nd room, Owning a TV etc... it's so primitive.
looz
Active member
X-Files script written by predictive text:
http://objectdreams.tumblr.com/post/165972505369/x-files-script-written-using-predictive-text
I don't even know why I found it so funny, lack of sleep I guess?
http://objectdreams.tumblr.com/post/165972505369/x-files-script-written-using-predictive-text
I don't even know why I found it so funny, lack of sleep I guess?
NeverBackDown
AMD Enthusiast
Yeah won't happen. Thanks to the government they don't have access to knives or guns anymore. Y'all gonna go to war with spoons
Yeah won't happen. Thanks to the government they don't have access to knives or guns anymore. Y'all gonna go to war with spoons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y
You Muricans have already gone to war with Spoons!
AlienALX
Well-known member
It will happen eventually. Everything has a breaking point. Just look at the riots a few years back, it really didn't take much to trigger those. The more this country suppresses people the worse it will get.
We're not even allowed to get angry at anything any more, or we are considered "passive aggressive". If you try to complain to some one down the phone and raise your voice? they hang up. I remember back 30 years ago when you could get proper angry at a company and they would help you.
That's just more of this govt control thing that has been going on for the past 20 years. It's to the point where we have a load of clusterf**ks running our country and can't even complain about it.
Yeah won't happen. Thanks to the government they don't have access to knives or guns anymore. Y'all gonna go to war with spoons
LOL
congrats, my first actual lol today
Dicehunter
Resident Newb
Spot on !
Plus everyone now has to have feelings about everything, A lot can't think anymore, It's always "I feel", Society of hyper emotional people who can't discuss reality without throwing emotions into the mix and eventually their buzzwords around i.e various phobias etc... which is not good for the long term health of a civilisation.
Dicehunter
Resident Newb
Hahahahahahahahaha
Korreborg
Member
AlienALX
Well-known member
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...tomer-free-soda-US.html#v-4717914970942124236
OMG that made me lol. Booblies out and all, she got proper tumped
OMG that made me lol. Booblies out and all, she got proper tumped
scubasteve
Member
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...tomer-free-soda-US.html#v-4717914970942124236
OMG that made me lol. Booblies out and all, she got proper tumped
down her boatrace
on another note
bonus joke : Paddy and his wife Mary were having a romantic night in when things started to turn a bit kinky. Mary asks Paddy if he's ever had a 69 before. Having no idea what it is and wanting to try it out, Mary decides to show him and lays him on the floor. As Mary gets into position crouching over Paddys' face, embarrassingly she farts. She stands straight upright and hoping the moment went unnoticed she tries it again. Mary crouches down again and let's another one rip in Paddys' face. With this Paddy gets up and storms out of the room shouting "If you think I'm sticking around for another 67 of those you've fecking got another thing coming!".
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scubasteve
Member
Worst IT nightmare
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RobM
Active member
So I'm Aldi buying some toilet chemicals and a bag of dog food for the dog. While in the queue for the till, a woman behind me asked "whats that bottle of stuff ?" I explained that caravans have toilets etc, then she said " I see you have a dog", (why else would I be buying dog food, ).
So on impulse I told her "no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the dog food diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but since I'd lost 2 stone before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a 'perfect diet' and all you do is load your pockets with handfuls of dry dog food and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked "Did you end up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned you".
I told her no,"I stepped off a curb to sniff a spaniel's arse and a bus hit me"
So on impulse I told her "no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the dog food diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but since I'd lost 2 stone before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a 'perfect diet' and all you do is load your pockets with handfuls of dry dog food and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked "Did you end up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned you".
I told her no,"I stepped off a curb to sniff a spaniel's arse and a bus hit me"
