What made you LOL today?

*finds old Ouija board*



"I don't know guys, that stuff is dark--"



"What's the worst that could happen?"



"Spirits of the dead give us your message!"



W-E-H-A



"Guys--"



"Shut up"



W-E-H-A-V-E-U



"Guys--"



"Keep going"



W-E-H-A-V-E-U-P-D-A-T-E-D-O-U-R-P-R-I-V-A-C-Y-P-O-L-I-C-Y
 
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What made me LOL today? Liberals.

Speaking of liberals I had a fairly fun conversation with a woman while waiting in line at a frozen foods store who was spouting all this "Gender and sexual orientation are both fluid, You can change it by thinking it and if you say you can't then you're a Nazi racist bigot white man phobia phobic phobia phobe".

So I asked her out for a coffee and she replied with "No I'm a Lesbian you misogynistic racist Nazi bigot white man" so I said "But remember that gender and sexual orientation are both fluid and can change by mere thoughts according to you so change your sexual orientation and come on a date with me" she had NOTHING, It was marvellous, She looked so confused because I used her own lunatic ideology against her :yelrotflmao:

Sad really because she was stunning yet had her mind completely brain washed from a young age.
 
Speaking of liberals I had a fairly fun conversation with a woman while waiting in line at a frozen foods store who was spouting all this "Gender and sexual orientation are both fluid, You can change it by thinking it and if you say you can't then you're a Nazi racist bigot white man phobia phobic phobia phobe".

So I asked her out for a coffee and she replied with "No I'm a Lesbian you misogynistic racist Nazi bigot white man" so I said "But remember that gender and sexual orientation are both fluid and can change by mere thoughts according to you so change your sexual orientation and come on a date with me" she had NOTHING, It was marvellous, She looked so confused because I used her own lunatic ideology against her :yelrotflmao:

Sad really because she was stunning yet had her mind completely brain washed from a young age.

It's a catch 22/ironically stupid/hypocritical ideology that is becoming more prevalent across the world.

I just miss common sense honestly. It's why I side with the right more often, 80% of the time it's more common sense. They still have faults though, but sure beats the other side lol
 
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Today it was the bengal cat dressed Mexican drinking a margarita.

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It wasn't really that funny until they went around back and you get his little sneaks.

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Yeah, for some reason that really made me laugh. Yesterday it was this.

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The fact the TV license still exists and that it's 150 beer tokens to get one....really did LOL

A TV license is perverse, The majority of that money goes towards either paying non comedians, Making non comedies, Crap TV and to pay non talent people.

Considering it's just for the BBC, It was put forward a while ago that BBC should be privatised so if you want to watch/use any of BBC's services you should have to get a little box or subscription service, Obviously it was shot down as all the hand shakers and old boys wouldn't get their millions per year then.

Having to pay just to own a TV is archaic.
 
A TV license is perverse, The majority of that money goes towards either paying non comedians, Making non comedies, Crap TV and to pay non talent people.

Considering it's just for the BBC, It was put forward a while ago that BBC should be privatised so if you want to watch/use any of BBC's services you should have to get a little box or subscription service, Obviously it was shot down as all the hand shakers and old boys wouldn't get their millions per year then.

Having to pay just to own a TV is archaic.

Yeah. I actually did away with one for years due to the fact that iPlayer didn't require one. The only reason I even looked at the TV licensing situation was my because my ex watches Holby City and Casualty.

I still live with her for the time being but we have an agreement ever since they changed the rules (and I moved my paycheck to my own account again rather than the shared one); I pay for Netflix and she pays for the TV license.

It's her choice what she does with her cash. If she wants to pony up the cash it's on her.
 
back in day when you manually tuned your TV you could not have BBC tuned in and not pay the fee, then it changed to having a TV even if it wasn't able to get BBC, now it's a live broadcast on TV, PC or phone watch Russian TV over the internet need to pay the BBC for that?. They had a "debate" in parliament after a petition about the fee and out of 7 there 3 worked for the BBC and 1 use to work for them they decided the best thing was to keep the fee
 
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