What made you LOL today?

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Got up bright and early for the last of the packing for the journey home. Put on GMB and Blink 182 were on there. So they're showing what time they're coming on, and playing one of their songs in the background. Just as they shut up to go to adverts the line "the state looks down on sodomy" played. I proper loled.

It could have been worse I guess. They could have played "did you hear who f****d her? Lol.
 
haha

Could hear my mother panicking downstairs. I go down ....

"What's the matter?"

Her - "My Eon Smart meter just started flashing red and saying warning"

"Oh. Never mind, that's just me benchmarking my Vega 64"
 
Haha. So I got my Amazon Echo Show 5 and last night I was lying in bed bored. I decided to start asking Alexa some questions.

"Alexa, do you take it up the a**e?"

The screen went blank, then red. It wouldn't respond.

Finally after about 30 secs it returned to the clock screen.

I realised there are some things you shouldn't ask Alexa.
 
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