FarFarAway
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UPSET WIFE
She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom
making love to a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset!
"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this
to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you.
I want a divorce straight away!"
And he replied:
"Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what
happened"
"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words
you'll say to me!"
And he began:
"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young
lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and
defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed
that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my
compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for
you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll
put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while
she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes
so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the
designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear
because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that
was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have
good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that
you don't wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you
bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work
has a pair like them.."
He took a quick breath and continued:
"She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I
walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said
'"Please........do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'
She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom
making love to a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset!
"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this
to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you.
I want a divorce straight away!"
And he replied:
"Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what
happened"
"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words
you'll say to me!"
And he began:
"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young
lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and
defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed
that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my
compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for
you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll
put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while
she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes
so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the
designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear
because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that
was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have
good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that
you don't wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you
bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work
has a pair like them.."
He took a quick breath and continued:
"She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I
walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said
'"Please........do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'
