Scousers.

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Obviously being from London (27 year stint in Brixton) I hadn't ever met many scousers. When I lived in the USA though I befriended a guy from Liverpool who was living in Ohio and ended up going to live with him for the best part of a year. Hadn't met him prior to moving over there but I had no place to be and was in full free spirit mode.

Any way, great bloke, wonderful daughters (4 and 9) and I had some of the most funny times of my life living there. It was like four kids. Trombone sessions at 2am? you got it. Trolley dash races through Walmart? you got it. Piss ups on cheap yank beer? got that too. It was literally a year of having a ball.

Any way when I moved to Ohio I obviously had to change my license plate so I picked the Zomb1 one. I got an email from my mate a few weeks ago telling me that when he moved out of the house we lived in he found my NJ license plates and would send one over for me (sentimental reasons like).

Today I recieved a package from Ohio. Plate was there (aahh, memories) aswell as two bags of Almond Joy (heaven). But what cracked me up was this.

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Every time I look at the Tshirt I piss myself laughing. It's just typical him really. He waited til it was on Halloween clearance for $2 and then unlike most people who would remove the price sticker instead he wrote below it "You know me mate, I'm a cheap c**t"

Hahahaha !
 
Haha, beautiful. Gotta say scousers are funny but sometimes I really struggle to understand to what levels of stupidity some people can go
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This guy is just funny to the core dude.

Even looking over the envelope thing had me in stitches..

On the sender address it said

house number

road name etc

US of gay. I cant believe it even made it here. Then when I looked even closer there is a logo on the padded envelope that says "bubblewrap (tm)" so under that he wrote Inside ! like the Intel slogan.

Mind you, we have had some fun. I don't know if you have ever seen Lock Stock? well, if you have and you have a good memory you'll remember the arse ticklers faggot's fanclub bit? Shortly after I left Ohio and got back to NJ he asked me to send him something. So, on the sender's address I put -

Arse ticklers faggot's fanclub

10 bum street

ticklemearse

It got there.

So, when I got home and he sent me a Christmas card he put -

Fran E Batter

Itchy crotch st

etc.

What was great was when we lived together the constant scouse/cockney jokes.

"What the chuff do we know about antiques? we rob post offices and steal cars"

And "f***in' Northern Monkeys !" hahaha. I hate these southern shandy drinking fairies.
 
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