riddle #1:

[dugdiamond]

I met an old man on London bridge,

As the sun set on the ridge,

He tipped his hat and drew his name,

And cheated at the guessing game.

What was the man's name?

 

[SparkleDJackson]

Drew

 

[Fez]

andrew

 

[yassarikhan786]

The above two are probably correct so I'm guessing his name was Ridge

 

[Azurite]

Arsene Wenger

 

[dugdiamond]

Fezz was correct

 

[Beattie282]

I have another for you,

you may hate me after this unless you already know it

there's a man in a small wooden rowing boat in the middle of the sea, all he is only wearing boxer shorts and nothing else.

There is also nothing in the boat

The man has only 3 cigarettes and nothing else at all.

how does he smoke?

 

[FTLN]

I have another for you,

you may hate me after this unless you already know it

there's a man in a small wooden rowing boat in the middle of the sea, all he is only wearing boxer shorts and nothing else.

There is also nothing in the boat

The man has only 3 cigarettes and nothing else at all.

how does he smoke?

Chuck a ciggerette overboard and the boat becomes lighter

 

[yassarikhan786]

He has a friend in the water with a lighter?

 

[Beattie282]

Chuck a ciggerette overboard and the boat becomes lighter

it should be becomes a ciggerette lighter but yno ill give it you

this guy got it, you win a slap to the face with a fish

 

[SieB]

This is an easy one and a lot of people have probably heard it already but anyway.

There is a man lying dead in the middle of a desert, all he has on him are his clothes a canteen of water and a backpack. He didn't die of heat, dehydration, starvation and wasn't killed by any man or animal, how did he die?

 

[ruthless_villain]

This is an easy one and a lot of people have probably heard it already but anyway.

There is a man lying dead in the middle of a desert, all he has on him are his clothes a canteen of water and a backpack. He didn't die of heat, dehydration, starvation and wasn't killed by any man or animal, how did he die?

A woman killed him?

 

[SieB]

A woman killed him?

Nope

 

[Jadarite]

He didn't die there lying

 

[yassarikhan786]

He died of natural causes and was moved there by someone?

 

[SieB]

He did die where he was lying

I'll give a clue, it's something to do with the backpack, or more to the point what might be in it.

 

[Jadarite]

his parachute didn't open

 

[yassarikhan786]

I think crams got it.

 

[SieB]

his parachute didn't open

10 points to Griffindor

I bet you googled though

 

[Jadarite]

only to make sure that i spelled parachute correctly