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Depends on what the user is going to use his cpu for, but in my case amd sucks
Fair enough I suppose.
Permafrost
Compo Whore
lol
Permafrost
Compo Whore
I'd pay triple for that
hahaha same here!
just for you dude
i put this up
and my mate from Scotland put this up after
Permafrost
Compo Whore
last one, might get pulled down...
hahaha same here!
just for you dude
i put this up
and my mate from Scotland put this up after
There is way too much rain here. I have to wash/polish my shoes so often!
last one, might get pulled down...
Hahaha, thats awesome!
Excalabur50
Well-known member
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold drink.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the groin?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the groin.
Well, after another drink, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the groin is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, “It might be nice to have another child.”
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, “You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts.”
I rest my case.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the groin?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the groin.
Well, after another drink, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the groin is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, “It might be nice to have another child.”
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, “You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts.”
I rest my case.
Excalabur50
Well-known member
A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted.
She pulled out a large syringe to give an anesthetic shot.
"No way, no needles! I hate needles!" the man exclaimed.
So she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, and the man said, "I can't do the gas thing.
Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!"
The dentist then asked the patient if he had any objections to taking a pill.
"No," he says, "I'm fine with pills."
So the dentist gave him two little blue pills and he swallowed them.
"What are those?" he asked.
"Viagra," she replied.
"I'll be damned," said the patient, "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer."
"It doesn't, "said the dentist, "But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull that tooth."
She pulled out a large syringe to give an anesthetic shot.
"No way, no needles! I hate needles!" the man exclaimed.
So she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, and the man said, "I can't do the gas thing.
Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!"
The dentist then asked the patient if he had any objections to taking a pill.
"No," he says, "I'm fine with pills."
So the dentist gave him two little blue pills and he swallowed them.
"What are those?" he asked.
"Viagra," she replied.
"I'll be damned," said the patient, "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer."
"It doesn't, "said the dentist, "But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull that tooth."
Wraith
Bettyswollocks
A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he pointed out the location. The DEA Agent verbally exploded and said, "look mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!" Reaching into his rear back pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge?! This badge means I can go wherever I want... On any land! No questions asked, no answers given! Do you understand old man?!"
The rancher kindly nodded, apologized, and went about his chores. Moments later the rancher heard loud screams, he looked up and saw the DEA agent running for his life, being chased by the ranchers big Santa Gertrudis Bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it was likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The old rancher threw down his tools, ran as fast as he could to the fence, and yelled at the top of his lungs......
"YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!"
The rancher kindly nodded, apologized, and went about his chores. Moments later the rancher heard loud screams, he looked up and saw the DEA agent running for his life, being chased by the ranchers big Santa Gertrudis Bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it was likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The old rancher threw down his tools, ran as fast as he could to the fence, and yelled at the top of his lungs......
"YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!"
Permafrost
Compo Whore
remember300
Active member
HAha nice i saw one with a turkey family tucking into a person lol
Thelosouvlakia
Classy-Fried-Chicken
Feronix
New member
I saw this in my recommended videos. Not even having Vine I though I'd watch one or two and then do something else. I thought wrong...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6lYnpzLKis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6lYnpzLKis
MrKambo
New member
AverageNinja
Average Penis Too
The part at 1:17 cracked me up :lol:
