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Remmy
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:lol: A couple of months ago I shoved my fingers (yes, just my fingers) through the external WC holes on my case and they all came out covered in black stuff, so I wouldn't recommend repurposing the grommets for, well for other purposes.
Excalabur50
Well-known member
A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful.
She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.
So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said.......
"I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.
Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "No, I want 25 gallons.
I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
Wait for it ...
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The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits ... I can splash it on my eyes!"
She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.
So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said.......
"I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.
Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "No, I want 25 gallons.
I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
Wait for it ...
.
.
.
.
The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits ... I can splash it on my eyes!"
truesilax
New member
this is how i learned https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnyoJtv9Cx0
Wraith
Bettyswollocks
Are Computers Male or Female?
To answer the question, should computers be addressed as 'she' or 'he' , a CEO set up two groups of computer experts. The first was comprised of women, and the second of men. Each group was asked to recommend whether computers should be referred to in the feminine gender, or the masculine gender. They were asked to give 4 reasons for their recommendation.
The group of women reported that the computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.
The men, on the other hand concluded that Computers should be referred to in the feminine gender because :
1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
To answer the question, should computers be addressed as 'she' or 'he' , a CEO set up two groups of computer experts. The first was comprised of women, and the second of men. Each group was asked to recommend whether computers should be referred to in the feminine gender, or the masculine gender. They were asked to give 4 reasons for their recommendation.
The group of women reported that the computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.
The men, on the other hand concluded that Computers should be referred to in the feminine gender because :
1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
i almost died at this XD theres also a sparta voice over, but i cant find it
I dont know why that was so satisfying to watch
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Gigabyte-AM...OP-4291z1-/271565261907?pt=PCC_Video_TV_Cards
"Modified cooler with 12cm fan."
"Modified cooler with 12cm fan."
Wraith
Bettyswollocks
The guy at the end on the rowing machine :lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJAgd2cjoxQ#t=71
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJAgd2cjoxQ#t=71
remember300
Active member
the guy on the rowing machine ... and what was with the guy jumping to pull the loads down ...
yassarikhan786
New member
More awesome than funny, but still a good watch:
Funniest thing I've seen today, albeit true
Screenshot level: Over 9000
maniac
New member
A friend sent it to me like that, direct link from facebook infact lol, can't blame me for the quality of the pic
A friend sent it to me like that, direct link from facebook infact lol, can't blame me for the quality of the pic
I assumed it wasnt you who made the screenshot
