Funny Thread - NSFW

I've found a joke that can't offend anyone.

An English man, African man and Chinese man walk into a bar.

What a wonderful example of multicultural harmony.
 
Don't know why I found this so funny but anyway.

It was an actual news story, but someone mashed it up.

 
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I said to my wife the other day that my memory was getting bad, she said how bad is it and I said how bad is what!!!
 
One day an Irishman goes into a pharmacy - reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon.

He pours from the bottle onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist.

"Could you taste this for me, please?"

The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it.

"Does that taste sweet to you?" says Paddy.

"No, not at all," says the chemist.

"Oh that's a relief," says Paddy. "The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar."
 

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