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Come to the midlands mate, we're getting overrun with them :lol:

Also NBD stay safe dude.


I currently live in Northampton and when I first came to see the place and area it was quiet and pristine, Last 3-4 months the amount of smackheads and dealers in the area is nuts, Phoned the police quite a few times, Stood and watched BMW's with tinted windows pull up to people, Little hand come out for money and come back out with a little white pouch.

Even recorded dealers in these cars clear as day dealing cocaine and heroine, Gave it into the police, You know what they did ? They sent round a 5 foot police woman who walked around the street, Quietly knocked on a door and then walked off.

Should do what they do in the Philippines, Round up dealers and put them infront of a firing squad, They completely ruin whole areas and destroy families.
 
I currently live in Northampton and when I first came to see the place and area it was quiet and pristine, Last 3-4 months the amount of smackheads and dealers in the area is nuts, Phoned the police quite a few times, Stood and watched BMW's with tinted windows pull up to people, Little hand come out for money and come back out with a little white pouch.

Even recorded dealers in these cars clear as day dealing cocaine and heroine, Gave it into the police, You know what they did ? They sent round a 5 foot police woman who walked around the street, Quietly knocked on a door and then walked off.

Should do what they do in the Philippines, Round up dealers and put them infront of a firing squad, They completely ruin whole areas and destroy families.
Aye, I've had similar happening on my street at home as well. It got reported by a bunch of neighbours so the police had to be seen to be doing something. We've been left alone now but it just means they've found somewhere else to do it.

Agreed on the Phlippines approach. Although I'd rather use napalm
 
Aye, I've had similar happening on my street at home as well. It got reported by a bunch of neighbours so the police had to be seen to be doing something. We've been left alone now but it just means they've found somewhere else to do it.

Agreed on the Phlippines approach. Although I'd rather use napalm


Napalm is too expensive, Just hang them, Much cheaper.
 
I currently live in Northampton and when I first came to see the place and area it was quiet and pristine, Last 3-4 months the amount of smackheads and dealers in the area is nuts, Phoned the police quite a few times, Stood and watched BMW's with tinted windows pull up to people, Little hand come out for money and come back out with a little white pouch.

Even recorded dealers in these cars clear as day dealing cocaine and heroine, Gave it into the police, You know what they did ? They sent round a 5 foot police woman who walked around the street, Quietly knocked on a door and then walked off.

Should do what they do in the Philippines, Round up dealers and put them infront of a firing squad, They completely ruin whole areas and destroy families.

Only in "Amurica"... oh wait, hang on a second
 
Good point. Also the rope is reusable. Got to think of Mother Earth

Exactly, Go green while hanging dealers, Environmentally friendly drug dealer executions.

Only in "Amurica"... oh wait, hang on a second
Yeah it's the whole western world, For some reason drug dealers and criminals in general are allowed to keep ruining whole areas, Police do nothing.

We need real life Boondock Saints.
 
Apparently the fellow who lived upstairs from me was a drug dealer. I had my suspicions a few times, but never really put two and two together (because firstly I couldn't care less and secondly it's not my problem so I don't even think about it).

But yeah, 5am one morning me and my ex were woken from bed with the police kicking the door down (front and his internal door) and the same night my bike was stolen from the hallway. Any way, then this very large black man (who seemed very nice actually, greeted me with a handshake and introduced himself as Leroy) started ringing my doorbell to get in. No one else has a doorbell in the building.

Then when I was away last (missed all of the fun) the bank came around and repossessed the flat. So there is no one in it now.

Apparently the two students living up there got completely screwed. He's done a bunk with their advanced rent and deposit (about £1200 each) and there's little they can do. And you know what I would feel *really* bad for them but considering they continually ignored my notes about the leak through the ceiling and carried on ing into my kitchen until it was pretty much destroyed I am finding it hard to impossible to have any empathy or sympathy at all. Plus one of them left his bike right in the door way, meaning I continually kept getting poked by it (there are two others side by side in there too, was a total fire hazard).

I shall enjoy the peace for a while...
 
Another terrorist attack and this time in Manchester (The UK) where I've worked, Happened at Victoria station, Been there many many times, 3 people stabbed but still alive while the guy was shouting his usual religious rhetoric and then also caught on camera while being put in a police van shouting the usual religious rhetoric.

I was at that station 3 weeks ago :mellow:
 
They're saying it was a terror attack, then saying the guy was mentally ill. So they've not released his name (not that I have seen yet).
 
They're saying it was a terror attack, then saying the guy was mentally ill. So they've not released his name (not that I have seen yet).


Happening all over Europe but a lot of it goes unreported because authorities are extremely frightened of being called names, An elderly man 1 street away from where my mom lives in Berlin was stabbed to death by a "refugee" and was shouting his usual religious rhetoric, It wasn't reported and authorities didn't bother going after him as they didn't want to be called names, I only heard of it due to my moms friends living in the same street it happened in, Other than that it's a complete media blackout on these attacks throughout Europe.

The western world needs to open its eyes and see things are getting worse and pretending they aren't happening won't make them go away.
 
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Happening all over Europe but a lot of it goes unreported because authorities are extremely frightened of being called names, An elderly man 1 street away from where my mom lives in Berlin was stabbed to death by a "refugee" and was shouting his usual religious rhetoric, It wasn't reported and authorities didn't bother going after him as they didn't want to be called names, I only heard of it due to my moms friends living in the same street it happened in, Other than that it's a complete media blackout on these attacks throughout Europe.

The western world needs to open its eyes and see things are getting worse and pretending they aren't happening won't make them go away.

It's hilariously ironic of course that the man coming under fire for trying to stop immigrants flooding in by sea is himself the son of Pakistani immigrants.

https://www.theguardian.com/politic...sing-channel-not-genuine-asylum-seekers-javid

It's hilarious that he has the balls to speak up about it, yet true British politicians seem s**t scared about it and daren't say anything that may upset people.

Good for you Sajid.
 
It's hilariously ironic of course that the man coming under fire for trying to stop immigrants flooding in by sea is himself the son of Pakistani immigrants.

https://www.theguardian.com/politic...sing-channel-not-genuine-asylum-seekers-javid

It's hilarious that he has the balls to speak up about it, yet true British politicians seem s**t scared about it and daren't say anything that may upset people.

Good for you Sajid.


Yeah a mate of mine is from Dubai and he said western people need to grow a pair and start denying these dangerous people entry or it will turn into a blood bath, A lot of these people coming in are from very backwater places that do not have a western mindset of the basics i.e don't kill people for not having the same religion as you, Don't rape women because they have a short skirt on etc....
 
Yeah a mate of mine is from Dubai and he said western people need to grow a pair and start denying these dangerous people entry or it will turn into a blood bath, A lot of these people coming in are from very backwater places that do not have a western mindset of the basics i.e don't kill people for not having the same religion as you, Don't rape women because they have a short skirt on etc....

These ones coming in? we don't know who they are or even where they come from.

I reckon we need to start using D.N.A, then sending them back to wherever it denotes they are from. I reckon that would make them think twice, tbh.

I did crack up laughing watching the news a couple of nights back. The headline was "They tried twice" or something like that. Basically this boat full of them tried once but ran out of petrol about half way across the channel.

So on their second attempt they made it into British waters, then ran out of petrol. So they called 999 because they were within range and figured they were laughing because they could get through. A chopper was sent out, rescued them, and took them all back to France :D

I really shouldn't laugh about it and will probably go to hell but man that did tickle me lol.
 
both of your last few comments should be in LOL of the day. Some of it is just total B***ocks haha.

However you are definately right about Javid. He is taking flak for speaking up about something our home secretary should be discussing. UK Government has lost its bravado. It has very little to do with offending someone. It has everything to do with fear of saying the wrong thing and losing their over paid positions and prospects of ascending/seeking other positions within their party.
 
both of your last few comments should be in LOL of the day. Some of it is just total B***ocks haha.

However you are definately right about Javid. He is taking flak for speaking up about something our home secretary should be discussing. UK Government has lost its bravado. It has very little to do with offending someone. It has everything to do with fear of saying the wrong thing and losing their over paid positions and prospects of ascending/seeking other positions within their party.

No it's not total bollocks, No offence meant mate but what an utterly arrogant and ignorant thing to say.

Everything I have said is from my own experience and from other peoples experiences.
 
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both of your last few comments should be in LOL of the day. Some of it is just total B***ocks haha.

However you are definately right about Javid. He is taking flak for speaking up about something our home secretary should be discussing. UK Government has lost its bravado. It has very little to do with offending someone. It has everything to do with fear of saying the wrong thing and losing their over paid positions and prospects of ascending/seeking other positions within their party.

Not sure which part you are referring to

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/pol...urn-back-channel-asylum-seekers-a4028526.html

Right now under EU we take them back to France. Then they get taken back to Italy etc.

http://d2ybq9unw89ve4.cloudfront.ne...calls-boats-tackle-channel-migrants-declares/

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As I said, on the news the other night. Until now they figured once they were in British waters they were safe to get in and claim asylum. However, we have been taking them back, obviously to send out a message.

If you are referring to anything else I said? speak up, I don't like being called a liar.
 
So my dads Scottish Power electricity bill is usually £19 a month, He has a TV and a fridge that use electricity, Nothing else, He got a letter saying he will as of Feb 1st be charged £45 per month for the exact same service, Putting his yearly bill up from £228 to £540 per year, Why ? No reason was given.

I rang them up, Got through to some idiot in Scotland who didn't know anything and just kept on repeating "It's just going up" after going blue in the face he told me "Yeah well he'll have to put up with it or not have electricity" and the hung up on me.

Quite often I think England needs raising to the ground, Government always goes to war on its own people, Utility companies get away with murder and everything is done for the 0.01%.

Will eventually get myself and my dad out of England, It's gone from bad to worse and it will get even worse as time goes by, Such a crap hole country, No wonder my German friends make fun of this place.
 
So my dads Scottish Power electricity bill is usually £19 a month, He has a TV and a fridge that use electricity, Nothing else, He got a letter saying he will as of Feb 1st be charged £45 per month for the exact same service, Putting his yearly bill up from £228 to £540 per year, Why ? No reason was given.

I rang them up, Got through to some idiot in Scotland who didn't know anything and just kept on repeating "It's just going up" after going blue in the face he told me "Yeah well he'll have to put up with it or not have electricity" and the hung up on me.

Quite often I think England needs raising to the ground, Government always goes to war on its own people, Utility companies get away with murder and everything is done for the 0.01%.

Will eventually get myself and my dad out of England, It's gone from bad to worse and it will get even worse as time goes by, Such a crap hole country, No wonder my German friends make fun of this place.

Sounds like my issue with NAtwest bank. I have a dead account with £2000 in it unusable because I dont live in the UK. The response is "either fly to uk or you have to put up with it"

Get out while you can. There is nothing worth staying for anymore unless family.
 
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