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So I'm going over to Texas this November for 12 weeks to stay with a good friend of mine, Basically family, And I've known a woman same age as me over there for around 6 years now, We've met in person quite a few times as she worked not far from my old workplace and expressed HEAVILY her attraction to me, Anyway I say "I'm over in your neck of the woods later this year, How about we catch up, Would be great to see you again" and apparently that is pushy and because of that 1 message she said she is now constantly scared to check Facebook as it could be me.

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So I'm going over to Texas this November for 12 weeks to stay with a good friend of mine, Basically family, And I've known a woman same age as me over there for around 6 years now, We've met in person quite a few times as she worked not far from my old workplace and expressed HEAVILY her attraction to me, Anyway I say "I'm over in your neck of the woods later this year, How about we catch up, Would be great to see you again" and apparently that is pushy and because of that 1 message she said she is now constantly scared to check Facebook as it could be me.

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You are not keeping up to date with things, you need to ask to speak to a woman first before you actually talk to her, or it's considered harassment and punishable with prison time and being banned from the internet and leaving your home
 
So as yesterday is the start of pride month for LGBTQ+ people, A friend of mine in Germany who is gay was wearing a tiny little rainbow flag and for that he got beaten up by 5 middle eastern men who were caught on camera, Both his arms are broken, 1 of his legs is broken, The knee cap on his other leg is shattered, Eye socket is broken, Jaw is broken, All his ribs on 1 side are broken which also punctured 1 of his lungs, They left him in a pool of his own blood and ran off shouting their usual religious rhetoric which I will not repeat here as I despise it.

This is why I hate the human race, Bunch of psychotic animals.
 
So as yesterday is the start of pride month for LGBTQ+ people, A friend of mine in Germany who is gay was wearing a tiny little rainbow flag and for that he got beaten up by 5 middle eastern men who were caught on camera, Both his arms are broken, 1 of his legs is broken, The knee cap on his other leg is shattered, Eye socket is broken, Jaw is broken, All his ribs on 1 side are broken which also punctured 1 of his lungs, They left him in a pool of his own blood and ran off shouting their usual religious rhetoric which I will not repeat here as I despise it.

This is why I hate the human race, Bunch of psychotic animals.


Its crap like this i that makes my blood boil
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, i would have no qualms of ending these kinda ppl if had the chance to get away with it
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would recute a lesbian army and have them buggered to death with big black dominator dildos , since been done in by a woman would not send them to their so called paradise , while filming it to show their so called brother jihadist
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made my blood pressure go up to early this morning
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Its crap like this i that makes my blood boil
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, i would have no qualms of ending these kinda ppl if had the chance to get away with it
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would recute a lesbian army and have them buggered to death with big black dominator dildos , since been done in by a woman would not send them to their so called paradise , while filming it to show their so called brother jihadist
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made my blood pressure go up to early this morning
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The other annoying thing is because Germany has kept zero records of who's come in of the 2+ Million from every single middle eastern and even north african country, There is no way to find out who these people are, The frightening part is this type of incident is not uncommon, It just does not get reported by the media, It gets brushed under the carpet because if the tens of thousands of incidents were made public Merkel would quite likely be dragged out of her ivory tower and publicly hung.
 
I found out today my little brother over in Germany has turned into an extreme lefty, I'm talking anti west, Anti american, Anti gun, Soy boy, Pro abortion, Drugs for all, Hates white people *even though he's white*, Wants to get rid of Christians and Jews and is very pro islamist type of lefty, Today is not a good day.
 
I found out today my little brother over in Germany has turned into an extreme lefty, I'm talking anti west, Anti american, Anti gun, Soy boy, Pro abortion, Drugs for all, Hates white people *even though he's white*, Wants to get rid of Christians and Jews and is very pro islamist type of lefty, Today is not a good day.

What about the straws though?! What's his stance on that!:D
 
So a cousin of mine replied to a comment on Facebook with what he thought was just humour, It went like this -

"Anyone know what non binary is ?"

He replied with -

"A term made up to make certain people feel special"

For that act of wrong-think he has not just been banned from Facebook for "hate speech" and wrong-think but also received a legal letter which could see him going to court and either having to pay a fine for wrong-think OR if he refuses to pay the wrong-think fine he could be going to jail, He even sent me a screenshot of the post, The warning message from Facebook and a scan of the legal letter.

It's frightening that the extreme left have this much power over speech, I've seen some truly disgusting things said on Facebook about Christians, Jews and white people, Nothing is ever done about it, But the moment someone goes against far left ideology, BOOM, All hell breaks loose.

1984 is quickly becoming a reality and that is frightening.
 
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About 3 years ago I had what the doctors called a perianal cyst which nearly killed me due to sepsis, went to bed last night not feeling so great a bit feverish and Eff me woke up this morning and I've got the same symptoms as last time, so off to the Doc and he said yep it's reforming in the same spot as last time the same effing spot! So I'm on 1000mg of antibiotics in the hope of stopping it before it fully forms and I was so feverish for the past 3 hours I couldn't get warm even with 3 dooners on me.

Gotta say I'm a little bit scared after what I went through the last time with surgery and all, and I just feel so weak and gut churning from the fever, NOT HAPPY! :(
 
About 3 years ago I had what the doctors called a perianal cyst which nearly killed me due to sepsis, went to bed last night not feeling so great a bit feverish and Eff me woke up this morning and I've got the same symptoms as last time, so off to the Doc and he said yep it's reforming in the same spot as last time the same effing spot! So I'm on 1000mg of antibiotics in the hope of stopping it before it fully forms and I was so feverish for the past 3 hours I couldn't get warm even with 3 dooners on me.

Gotta say I'm a little bit scared after what I went through the last time with surgery and all, and I just feel so weak and gut churning from the fever, NOT HAPPY! :(

Damn man, Hope you get better ASAP !
 
Wow, hope you feel better soon. That's some scary stuff right there.

@Dice, I'm not sure how that's hate speech. He didn't say kill them or I hate them. That's not threatening in the least. Hell, that could be taken as a positive thing.
 
I just hope the antibiotics are enough on their own as if I have to have it lanced again that is not fun as they put you out under general and then the clean it all out but here's the kicker they leave you open so it can continue to drain and it takes over a month for it to close from the inside out so yeah really hoping not to go down that path again
 
Wow, hope you feel better soon. That's some scary stuff right there.

@Dice, I'm not sure how that's hate speech. He didn't say kill them or I hate them. That's not threatening in the least. Hell, that could be taken as a positive thing.

They probably want to use him to make an example out of not being able to criticise or have your own opinion on left wing ideology, Even if he said hate which he didn't that would just be his own personal opinion and that shouldn't be a legal offence, It's a little crazy, It's like the German brown shirt days all over again.
 
They probably want to use him to make an example out of not being able to criticise or have your own opinion on left wing ideology, Even if he said hate which he didn't that would just be his own personal opinion and that shouldn't be a legal offence, It's a little crazy, It's like the German brown shirt days all over again.

It's utterly stupid, I got given a verbal warning at a place I worked out for calling a black person racist, what she said was racist and a typical stereotype but I got the warning and she got away with it.

I now just keep my thought's to myself and avoid saying anything, simply because it's to easy to have a complaint made against you.

A bloke at work is currently dealing with HR and probably going to loose his job because he looked at a receptionist, and said "good morning darling" he is the receptionist boyfriend but because someone in HR overheard it and it was in front of people she is claiming that he sexually harassed the receptionist.

The receptionist has already threatened legal action and to quit her job if her boyfriend is sacked over it but it's pretty obvious that he will get sacked, because the women from HR is a pita for anything like that.

That's why I generally don't talk to any of the women in companies unless I have to and I keep the conversation short and to the point, no way what I say is getting misconstrued in to something that it wasn't.

It's a shame because some of them are alright and wouldn't even think about it or cause any issues over a comment or something, being said but you have to be so careful these day not to offend someone, it's just easier to barely speak to anyone and you are safe that way.
 
It's utterly stupid, I got given a verbal warning at a place I worked out for calling a black person racist, what she said was racist and a typical stereotype but I got the warning and she got away with it.

I now just keep my thought's to myself and avoid saying anything, simply because it's to easy to have a complaint made against you.

A bloke at work is currently dealing with HR and probably going to loose his job because he looked at a receptionist, and said "good morning darling" he is the receptionist boyfriend but because someone in HR overheard it and it was in front of people she is claiming that he sexually harassed the receptionist.

The receptionist has already threatened legal action and to quit her job if her boyfriend is sacked over it but it's pretty obvious that he will get sacked, because the women from HR is a pita for anything like that.

That's why I generally don't talk to any of the women in companies unless I have to and I keep the conversation short and to the point, no way what I say is getting misconstrued in to something that it wasn't.

It's a shame because some of them are alright and wouldn't even think about it or cause any issues over a comment or something, being said but you have to be so careful these day not to offend someone, it's just easier to barely speak to anyone and you are safe that way.

Yeah this political correctness garbage has gone too far, It should be treated as the mental disorder that it is, A good pal of mine is from Jamaica, One of the most easy going people you could ever hope to meet, I once said the word "black" when talking about clothes with him but a loony lefty overheard the word black and turned it that into me being a white supremacist nazi racist bigot *insert latest leftist buzzword here* phobia phobic phobe etc etc... he looked at her in and in a thick Jamaican accent said -

"Give ya heed a wobble ya batty bit** , we wuz talking abowt t-shirts ya lefty loon now run ya legs before I run ya heed"

Her face was a picture :D
 
Bloody hell I just wonder what would happen if my best friend Colin had not committed suicide.

Colin was black, but he didn't give a chuff. Jokes about race were constant. IE - me "Do you want a coffee Col?" Colin "Yeah go on then" me - "How do you want it" Colin "You dare say black mother f***er" *rolling with laughter*.

I remember one morning he sent me a text. It read "Yankee Doodle went to town, riding on a N word, stuck the barrel up his ass and pulled the f*****g trigger".

Seriously, when it came to race there were no bounds. We had another very close friend working with us called Shahn. He was Iranian (real name was Shabnam) and the jokes he used to get. Jesus. We used to call him the wannabe Ukranian.

Honestly if the three of us were at it today we'd probably all be arrested. Can you imagine that? a black guy, white guy and Iranian all being thrown in a meat wagon for racism?

I miss Colin so, so very much. I really did love the bones of him.
 
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