Wraith
Bettyswollocks
So earlier this summer I had to go through a work trial thing to gain some new job references as all my past employers are either dead or moved to Australia, so I do a 2 month stretch at my local Poundland and bugger me if I didn't really enjoy it. So that was a dead cert reference as I was told.. well I had a job drop in my lap a few weeks back which is for Care Assistant at a local Nursing Home and I think hell why not I fancy a career change something I can get job satisfaction from so I apply, thinking I don't stand a chance well before I could sit down from just dropping the application off the phone rings and hey presto an Interview!.
2 days later Interview over, again moments after walking through the door I get a call saying they'd love to have me on board and could I come back and fill in all the particulars.. nailed it! CRB (DBS) Check passed with flying colours, sized up for tunic and scrubs, hours planned just have to wait for references... 3 days pass and low and behold Poundland simply say no to the reference, so I've been sat waiting patiently and feeling used by the government as free staff (slave) for an ungrateful company.
The worst part is I've got a job lined up and no recent reference, majorly p***ed at this point a lightbulb! and evil Wraith comes into play, I hit LinkedIn find all the Poundland managing directors and PR people who all receive a rather juicy email.. long story short I got my reference from a red faced manager and I start work next week, so money money money means new RIG!!
So it's late and I'm checking my emails as you do at 1:00 in the morning, to see 2 rather unnerving inboxes..
1. Plusnet Cease and Desist notice, for the illegal sharing of private materials namely one "Goosebumps" movie at 10:30 yesterday morning!?!... well guess I'm changing my wifi password and having a word with the neighbours.
2. EA - Origin change of password request, I haven't used my Origin account since about March time and I don't even have Origin installed... so I install and try to log in.. no dice! So I request a password reset.. no dice! I then call their support number, to which they tell me the account in question isn't mine. I'm mighty p***ed about now so have to go through all the security stuff, his tone soon changed when he realised my account had been hijacked.. long story short 2 step authentication is garbage with EA and clearly doesn't work, I have my account back and set up properly again and I got a free copy of Battlefield 1 for my troubles.
So how is this a FML, well I have a new game and zero time to play it as I start my new job next week.
2 days later Interview over, again moments after walking through the door I get a call saying they'd love to have me on board and could I come back and fill in all the particulars.. nailed it! CRB (DBS) Check passed with flying colours, sized up for tunic and scrubs, hours planned just have to wait for references... 3 days pass and low and behold Poundland simply say no to the reference, so I've been sat waiting patiently and feeling used by the government as free staff (slave) for an ungrateful company.
The worst part is I've got a job lined up and no recent reference, majorly p***ed at this point a lightbulb! and evil Wraith comes into play, I hit LinkedIn find all the Poundland managing directors and PR people who all receive a rather juicy email.. long story short I got my reference from a red faced manager and I start work next week, so money money money means new RIG!!
So it's late and I'm checking my emails as you do at 1:00 in the morning, to see 2 rather unnerving inboxes..
1. Plusnet Cease and Desist notice, for the illegal sharing of private materials namely one "Goosebumps" movie at 10:30 yesterday morning!?!... well guess I'm changing my wifi password and having a word with the neighbours.
2. EA - Origin change of password request, I haven't used my Origin account since about March time and I don't even have Origin installed... so I install and try to log in.. no dice! So I request a password reset.. no dice! I then call their support number, to which they tell me the account in question isn't mine. I'm mighty p***ed about now so have to go through all the security stuff, his tone soon changed when he realised my account had been hijacked.. long story short 2 step authentication is garbage with EA and clearly doesn't work, I have my account back and set up properly again and I got a free copy of Battlefield 1 for my troubles.
So how is this a FML, well I have a new game and zero time to play it as I start my new job next week.