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Been waiting almost three weeks for my "Next Day Delivery" parcel from Yodel (Kingston Cloud Pro). I've had 3 cards pushed through the door while I've been in (literally sat next to the front door) and after stirring up a shitstorm on their twitter they finally agreed to rearrange it for yesterday. No delivery. No card. Taking the royal piss now. My mate ordered it three days after me (he lives within walking distance) and he got them after 3 days using the free delivery.
 
maniac said:
Never broken anything doing parkour something like 3 years ago, but was constantly injured, knees and shins took quite a beating.



I don't know the current room temperature but I'm sitting in my underwear with a fan pointing at my face sweating like a pig, and I need to work in the weekends, outside in the sun, at noon, with a closed shirt and long trousers, running around serving assholes, wellllllll sheittt :(
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I barely ever get injured and i heal super quick, also another FML, some dickhead arsonist has set fires near all the places where i like to train so i can't go there because of all the police investigating and the harbour is covered in security now and we are forever having to dodge security even though we aren't doing anything wrong. One half is always being broken into by theifs and the other half has a prison on it. My town is becoming very parkour unfriendly.
 
Just to add insult to injury, after ending up in A&E on friday with a broken coccyx (so we thought with the amount of blood), having to go for MRI scans and a radiogram, shitty service over three weeks waiting for my 'next day' parcel, sitting through the 5 hour drive to Lowestoft on a badly bruised coccyx, some t*** shooting me point blank all up the back of my legs in the safezone at an airsoft match (drew blood)... I've now lost my job.
F.M.L
 
wassupdoc said:
Just to add insult to injury, after ending up in A&E on friday with a broken coccyx (so we thought with the amount of blood), having to go for MRI scans and a radiogram, shitty service over three weeks waiting for my 'next day' parcel, sitting through the 5 hour drive to Lowestoft on a badly bruised coccyx, some t*** shooting me point blank all up the back of my legs in the safezone at an airsoft match (drew blood)... I've now lost my job.
F.M.L
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That really sucks man. Hope you get better soon, come one, you're the doc :D
 
MaddenShadow said:
That really sucks man. Hope you get better soon, come one, you're the doc :D
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To make things worse my boss is being a total dick. He gave me 7 days verbal notice, and said in our meeting that it was up to me whether I work the 7 days (he hasn't given me written notice btw - plus my contract says the notice is two weeks) or use them to get things in order. So I stay off the next day and I receive a bitchy email saying he will NOT be paying me the weeks salary. So I am going in tomorrow and this week with my contract proving he owes me this months pay - at most minus one day's pay - the first week of next month's pay, and 9 days holiday pay. Fuming right now :cussing:
 
wassupdoc said:
To make things worse my boss is being a total dick. He gave me 7 days verbal notice, and said in our meeting that it was up to me whether I work the 7 days (he hasn't given me written notice btw - plus my contract says the notice is two weeks) or use them to get things in order. So I stay off the next day and I receive a bitchy email saying he will NOT be paying me the weeks salary. So I am going in tomorrow and this week with my contract proving he owes me this months pay - at most minus one day's pay - the first week of next month's pay, and 9 days holiday pay. Fuming right now :cussing:
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Dude I'd get ACAS involved, he'll soon change his tune. ;)
 
the guy that came to look a tthe bike wasted my time. it was a joke he arranged to meet and the first thing hew said to me when he arrived was that its not the bike he wanted. then he proceeded for an hour listing the things about the bike that he did not like (in the hope that i was desperate to sell and would lower the price. i didnt) in the end he just said that he would call me if he changed his mind. while this happened my brother ate my portion of the pizza we ordered for dinner.
 
i dont trim it i just go beast mode then i chop it. but i have went about a month this time and i can only describe it as capillary action as the whiskers touch the liquid sucking ip up to my cheeks and the gravity taking over and all of a sudden im like baby thats just chewed through the teet
 
SparkleDJackson said:
i dont trim it i just go beast mode then i chop it. but i have went about a month this time and i can only describe it as capillary action as the whiskers touch the liquid sucking ip up to my cheeks and the gravity taking over and all of a sudden im like baby thats just chewed through the teet
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Just shave? :P
 
i grow for a while until my 5 year old sis tells me i need to shave. it feels nice to run my fingers through the tufts. i imagine it is like when a girl twiddles their fingers in their hair. but instead of smelling like roses my hair smells like steak and fanta
 
barnsley said:
I think my damn memory is dying on me. BSODs and firefox crashes alot.
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I had a random BSOD with Win32k.sys being the cause the other day, ironically my stepdad has been getting them on & off for a while now... now the missus laptop has started doing it :huh: same win32k.sys reference.. I just renamed it to win32k.old and did the reboot and repair crap and all was fixed.
 
Was meant to get paid $100 but the client made some bs excuse to not pay so i am a bit screwed since i had to pay somebody else £25 to help.
 
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