I remember reading somewhere that there's a medical condition associated with the Wii already.
Apparently it's a bit like RSI, but they're calling it Wii Shoulder
All we (or wii) need now is someone to come up with a console called the Puu
But I can imagine some of the convos in the Game shop now:
Kid: Mum? I want a Wii!!!!
Mum: Jeeeeez! I told you to go before we came out. Now we're gonna lose our place in the queue!!
Kid: Nooooo! Not a wee, a
Wii.
Mum: Look, it's not a game you know.
Kid: Yes it is, it's.......
Mum: Right, that's it were going home.
Kid: Can't I have a Wii then?
Mum: You can have one when we get home.
Kid: Why, have we already got one?
Mum: Just shut up and walk.