Excalabur50
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Jack is nimble Jack is quick but Jill preferes the candle stick!
Mary had a little sheep and with this sheep she did sleep, the sheep turned out to be a ram and Mary had a little lamb!
Old King Cole was a merry old soul, and a merry old soul was he, he called for a light in the middle of the night as he went to the W.C, the moon shone on the toilet door and the candle chucked a fit, and Old King Cole fell down the hole and came up covered in shit!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall all the king's horses and all the king's men said stuff the bastard he's only an egg!
Mary had a little sheep and with this sheep she did sleep, the sheep turned out to be a ram and Mary had a little lamb!
Old King Cole was a merry old soul, and a merry old soul was he, he called for a light in the middle of the night as he went to the W.C, the moon shone on the toilet door and the candle chucked a fit, and Old King Cole fell down the hole and came up covered in shit!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall all the king's horses and all the king's men said stuff the bastard he's only an egg!
