maverik-sg1
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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on Westminster Bridge. Its absolute gridlock... nothing is moving.
Suddenly someone knocks his window. The driver rolls down the window and asks "What's going on?"
"Terrorists are holding Tony Blair, John Prescott, Gordon Brown and John Reid to ransom. They're asking for £10 million cash, otherwise they're going
to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"About a gallon".
Suddenly someone knocks his window. The driver rolls down the window and asks "What's going on?"
"Terrorists are holding Tony Blair, John Prescott, Gordon Brown and John Reid to ransom. They're asking for £10 million cash, otherwise they're going
to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"About a gallon".
The quicker that party goes away the better.
