The truth on American IRC

boardy

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A few little quotes seen on IRC, my fav 10 -

1)

<Fulgore> whats the complement to a 43 degree angle?

<sparks> My you're looking "acute" today

2)

<Opcode> i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file

3)

<Alcaron> You should set yourself up a webcam. I don't know why, but I get this feeling we'll catch you doing something stupid. :)

<Longi> Alcaron: thats exactly the reason i wont set one up, the high probablity of me doing someone extremely embarassing

<Longi> err?

<Longi> THING

<Longi> someTHING!

4)

<BigBurk> God i really cant stand windows me

<Felacio> heh i know. i moved to win2k

* Felacio sucks huge c***

<Felacio> errr ME, not /me

5)

<YuFFie> SO U HACKING ME THEN HUH

<YuFFie> WElL I GOT NEWS FOR U MISTER I GOT MORE FIREWALL POWERS NOW SO IM SECURE AND IM USING WINDOWS 98 SO IM REALLY SECURE FROM HACKERS LIKE YOU SO YOU BETTA JUST GIVE UP CUZ U GOT NO HOPE MISTER.

* YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) Quit (Quit: Owned.)

* YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #

<YuFFie> HELP MY MOUSE IS MOVING BY IT SELF

6)

<aryov> This cake is soooo good

<aryov> it's like sex, except I'm having it

7)

<andy> moo spelled backwards is moo

<andy> no wait

8)

<broox> so my speakers haven't beeen working for a while

<broox> they were plugged into the mic port

<npl> umm, i think they are color-coded

<broox> haha, i know

<broox> i usually just reach back there and guess which hole it is

* npl has set the topic on channel #cell6 to <broox> i usually just reach back there and guess which hole it is

9)

<M3rlin-> what is the legal age to buy alcoholic in england ?

<p5Ds13a06> you cant buy alcoholics

<p5Ds13a06> but if you wink the right way, some of them will follow you home for free

10)

<Sabdo> on one of those speech-to-text programs my friend ripped ass onto the mic.

<Sabdo> and it typed out "France"

<Sabdo> we were like, wtf?
 
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