The sandwich

TMaksimov

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The sandwich - a concept often tough to grasp by evil women.. Us men need it, you need to provide it - end of! But what now? Your girlfriend/wife/mum is out of town or she's just plain lazy (cancel her credit cards if such is the case..) and you're starving? Well I've got the solution!

My new sandwich recipe!(It's nice and simple, I'd go as far to say it's retard friendly. )

What you'll need:

Two slices of white bread, cheddar cheese, Honey-cooked ham, tomatoes, butter, helman's mayo, heinz ketchup and HP sauce.

Bottom layer:

Very thin layer of butter on the bread followed by a thin layer of mayo and drops of heinz and hp sauce followed by sprinkles of cheese. Thick slab of ham there. Put in oven at 200 degrees for 5-10 minutes (This is not necessary, I merely prefer the cheese to melt a little. Make sure the bread wasn't cold before entering the oven or it'll become wet, sticky and horrible.)

Top layer:

Simply stacked on top of the bottom layer!

Chop your fingers off while cutting the tomatoes into thin slices, put tomatoes on ham from bottom layer, more cheese, add mayo/heinz/hp to your taste and serve with half a tomato on the side.

And Voila!

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Enjoy, mentlegen
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PS: Only drawback is it doesn't go well with a pint, I'd go for a coke instead if I were you
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I think we may need pics showing assembly.
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Can Miracle Whip be substituted for the Mayo?
 
Well I could give overclocking a go with a stock Intel heatsink on top of it but... not sure if it'd work out too well.
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PS: It runs crysis very well indeed, just feed it to your mother in law!
 
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