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roscoe2000

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> > A bloke is in a queue at the supermarket when he notices that the

> > rather georgeous blonde behind him has just raised her hand and

> > smiled hello to him.

> >

> > He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him,

> > and although she looks familiar, he can't place where he might know

> > her from, so he says "Sorry, do you know me?"

> >

> > She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father

> > of one of my children!"

> >

> > His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been

> > unfaithful, "Christ!" he says "are you that stripogram on my stag

> > night that I sh*gged on the snooker table in front of all my mates

> > whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a

> > cucumber up my a*se?"

>>

>>

> > "No" she replies, "I'm your son's English teacher"
 
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