roscoe2000
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> > A bloke is in a queue at the supermarket when he notices that the
> > rather georgeous blonde behind him has just raised her hand and
> > smiled hello to him.
> >
> > He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him,
> > and although she looks familiar, he can't place where he might know
> > her from, so he says "Sorry, do you know me?"
> >
> > She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father
> > of one of my children!"
> >
> > His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been
> > unfaithful, "Christ!" he says "are you that stripogram on my stag
> > night that I sh*gged on the snooker table in front of all my mates
> > whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a
> > cucumber up my a*se?"
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>>
> > "No" she replies, "I'm your son's English teacher"
> > rather georgeous blonde behind him has just raised her hand and
> > smiled hello to him.
> >
> > He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him,
> > and although she looks familiar, he can't place where he might know
> > her from, so he says "Sorry, do you know me?"
> >
> > She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father
> > of one of my children!"
> >
> > His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been
> > unfaithful, "Christ!" he says "are you that stripogram on my stag
> > night that I sh*gged on the snooker table in front of all my mates
> > whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a
> > cucumber up my a*se?"
>>
>>
> > "No" she replies, "I'm your son's English teacher"