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A man was sick and tired of going to work everyday while his wife
stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went
through, so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in
8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to
switch with mine for a day. Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened
the kids, Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed
their lunches, Drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry
cleaning, took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a
deposit, went grocery shopping, Then drove home to put away the
groceries, Paid the bills and balanced the checkbook.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the
dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make
the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the
kitchen floor.Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into
an argument with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and got the kids
organized to do their homework, Then set up the ironing board and
watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing
vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for
supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the
dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At
9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't
finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,
Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.! I was so
wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please,
oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My
son, I feel you have learned your lesson and
I will be happy to change things back to the way
they were. You'll just have to wait nine months,
though. You got pregnant last night.
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stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went
through, so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in
8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to
switch with mine for a day. Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened
the kids, Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed
their lunches, Drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry
cleaning, took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a
deposit, went grocery shopping, Then drove home to put away the
groceries, Paid the bills and balanced the checkbook.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the
dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make
the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the
kitchen floor.Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into
an argument with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and got the kids
organized to do their homework, Then set up the ironing board and
watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing
vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for
supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the
dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At
9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't
finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,
Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.! I was so
wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please,
oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My
son, I feel you have learned your lesson and
I will be happy to change things back to the way
they were. You'll just have to wait nine months,
though. You got pregnant last night.
Voted Women's Favourite Email of the Year
