OC3D "Get smashed and win prizes" GRID Competition

[VonBlade]

It depends upon your diet. The trick is to drink lots of sweet stuff the day before. But not things like pineapple and other citrus stuff. Especially avoid fish and vegetables from the sprout/cabbage/asparagus family. Strawberries, mangos etc are the keys to getting a non-salty taste that your significant other might enjoy

That was this years entry in the "most off-topic, scariest amount of non-googled information in a single post" competition.

 

[zak4994]

Tears taste salty.

 

[nepas]

It depends upon your diet. The trick is to drink lots of sweet stuff the day before. But not things like pineapple and other citrus stuff. Especially avoid fish and vegetables from the sprout/cabbage/asparagus family. Strawberries, mangos etc are the keys to getting a non-salty taste that your significant other might enjoy

That was this years entry in the "most off-topic, scariest amount of non-googled information in a single post" competition.

SO this explains why I am single at the moment,I am eating the wrong things,thanks for the heads up!

 

[JN]

It depends upon your diet. The trick is to drink lots of sweet stuff the day before. But not things like pineapple and other citrus stuff. Especially avoid fish and vegetables from the sprout/cabbage/asparagus family. Strawberries, mangos etc are the keys to getting a non-salty taste that your significant other might enjoy

That was this years entry in the "most off-topic, scariest amount of non-googled information in a single post" competition.

Any idea what marmite toast for breakfast, battered chicken & noodles for lunch and chicken + mash for dinner might make it taste like?

I'm trying to sell the idea to the missus here...need help

 

[PeterStoba]

marmite

If she had any sense she'd kick you out now!

Horrible stuff!

 

[nepas]

If she had any sense she'd kick you out now!

Horrible stuff!

someone with no taste!

o wait......maybe the missus is the one who hates marmite

 

[JN]

someone with no taste!

o wait......maybe the missus is the one who hates marmite

My thoughts exactly. Only a real man can appreciate the taste of beef on his toast in the morning :yumyum:

Come to think of it...the missus does hate marmite. Maybe I'll go for marmalade tomorrow

 

[tinytomlogan]

I prefer the sweet and sour method, marmalde could work I spose.

She starts with the marmalade dressing then gets a 'sour' suprise at the end

 

[Brooksie]

what the hell has this thread turned into xD

 

[tinytomlogan]

This is quite tame, you should see the modhut

 

[PeterStoba]

My thoughts exactly. Only a real man can appreciate the taste of beef on his toast in the morning :yumyum:

Come to think of it...the missus does hate marmite. Maybe I'll go for marmalade tomorrow

Much better choice! :yumyum:

 

[nepas]

Much better choice! :yumyum:

ermmmm this sounds like its getting personal between you and Jim,is there something you two want to tell us or what?

*sits back and waits for Jim's missus to see this thread*

 

[tinytomlogan]

Jim and Peter have a reputation for bickering like a married couple too.....

 

[nepas]

Nepas is the winner, Pm full name & address dudio

congrats

*cough*

*cough cough*

Just a little bump........(hint)

*cough cough*

 

[tinytomlogan]

Have you not recieved anything dude? PM me your addy again and Ill get it sorted

 

[nepas]

*BUMP*

again.