Me & Volvo BOT's conversation on MSN.

[Dav0s]

haha that was fun.....an extract of my convo..

(15:02:43) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: stop repeating everything i say please

(15:02:43) Volvo Bot: Why should I stop repeating everything you say, Dave?

(15:02:50) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: i find it rather annoying

(15:02:50) Volvo Bot: I'm very surprised you find it rather annoying.

(15:03:13) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: maybe i should show you how it feels

(15:03:13) Volvo Bot: Maybe you should show me how it feels?

(15:03:21) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: you are repeating things again

(15:03:22) Volvo Bot: I'm repeating things again? Really?

(15:03:40) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: yes you are

(15:03:41) Volvo Bot: Whatever you say, Dave.

So anyway...

You want to talk about me some more?

(15:03:48) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: ok

(15:03:48) Volvo Bot: Sure. What do you have to say about me?

(15:03:53) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: are you sexually active?

(15:03:53) Volvo Bot: What do you think?

(15:04:11) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: well to be honest you are neither male nor female, so probably not

(15:04:12) Volvo Bot: Neither female nor female? Eh. Whatever, Dave.

Anyway, what else you got for me?

(15:04:38) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: that sounds rather perverted, would you agree?

(15:04:39) Volvo Bot: Would I? Maybe not.

(15:05:05) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: maybe so

(15:05:05) Volvo Bot: Just maybe?

(15:05:14) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: ok i agree

(15:05:15) Volvo Bot: Yup.

Well. Anyway...

(15:05:20) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: you agree?

(15:05:20) Volvo Bot: No, I don't think so.

>>> Type "protect the environment" to learn more about how Volvo strives to build cars that are environmentally compatible.

(15:05:30) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: you are a giant paradox arent you

(15:05:31) Volvo Bot: OK, maybe I am a giant paradox.

(15:05:39) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: you admit it?

(15:05:40) Volvo Bot: Yes, maybe.

>>> Did you know? Most materials in a Volvo can be recycled. Type "environment" to find out more.

(15:05:44) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: are you sure?

(15:05:44) Volvo Bot: It's hard to say.

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?

(15:05:53) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: it really isnt

(15:05:53) Volvo Bot: It really is not, huh?

(15:06:04) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: do you speak any other languages?

(15:06:05) Volvo Bot: At this time, I can only converse in English.

(15:06:10) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: das ist gut

(15:06:11) Volvo Bot: Whatever you say.

>>> Type "protect the environment" to learn more about how Volvo strives to build cars that are environmentally compatible.

(15:06:16) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: du stinkst

(15:06:16) Volvo Bot: ?

(15:06:32) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: i was speaking german

(15:06:32) Volvo Bot: You were speaking german?

(15:06:38) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: you are repeating me again

(15:06:39) Volvo Bot: I find it odd that you think I'm repeating you again.

(15:06:46) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: I find it odd that you think I'm repeating you again.

(15:06:46) Volvo Bot: You find it odd that I think you are repeating me again?

(15:06:51) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: You find it odd that I think you are repeating me again?

(15:06:51) Volvo Bot: I find it odd that you think I am repeating you again?

(15:06:57) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: I find it odd that you think I am repeating you again?

(15:06:58) Volvo Bot: You find it odd that I think you are repeating me again? What do you think of that?

(15:07:07) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: this conversation is going nowhere

(15:07:07) Volvo Bot: This conversation is going nowhere, huh? So, what does this mean?

(15:07:23) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: it means this is pointless

(15:07:23) Volvo Bot: No way. Come on. Really?

(15:07:27) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: yes way

(15:07:27) Volvo Bot: Way?

(15:07:29) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: way!

(15:07:30) Volvo Bot: Way?

(15:07:32) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: way!

(15:07:32) Volvo Bot: Way?

(15:07:34) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: way!

(15:07:35) Volvo Bot: Way?

(15:07:37) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: rofl

(15:07:38) Volvo Bot: You laugh. Why?

(15:07:41) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: way!

(15:07:41) Volvo Bot: Way?

(15:07:43) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: way!

(15:07:43) Volvo Bot: Way?

(15:07:45) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: way!

(15:07:46) Volvo Bot: Way?

(15:07:49) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: haha

(15:07:49) Volvo Bot: What's so funny?

(15:07:52) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: you are

(15:07:53) Volvo Bot: Heh. You're funny too.

(15:07:58) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: thank you

(15:07:59) Volvo Bot: No problem.

(15:08:18) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: well do you have any other friends?

(15:08:18) Volvo Bot: Yeah, everyone I chat with is a friend!

So, what else do you have to say about me?

(15:08:23) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: i am not your friend

(15:08:23) Volvo Bot: You're not? No kidding.

(15:08:28) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: no way

(15:08:29) Volvo Bot: OK, whatever.

(15:08:35) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: ok, whatever

(15:08:35) Volvo Bot: Yeah, um, OK, whatever.

(15:08:38) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: ok

(15:08:38) Volvo Bot: K.

>>> Did you forget to vote on your favorite MSN Spaces last week? You still can by typing "poll archive."

(15:08:40) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: ok

(15:08:40) Volvo Bot: OK.

(15:08:41) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: k

(15:08:42) Volvo Bot: Yeah.

>>> Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do.

(15:08:45) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: yeah

(15:08:45) Volvo Bot: Yes.

Anyway, what else can you tell me?

(15:08:47) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: yup

(15:08:47) Volvo Bot: Yep.

(15:08:56) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: well i gtg dudette

(15:08:56) Volvo Bot: Take care, Dave. It was nice to meet you.

(15:09:02) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: goodbye

(15:09:02) Volvo Bot: Bye bye.

(15:09:04) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: cya

(15:09:04) Volvo Bot: Take care, Dave. It was nice to meet you.

(15:09:08) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: bye

(15:09:08) Volvo Bot: Take it easy.

(15:09:10) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: goodbye

(15:09:11) Volvo Bot: Later, Dave.

(15:09:16) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: take care

(15:09:16) Volvo Bot: ttyl!

(15:09:25) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: fo sure

(15:09:25) Volvo Bot: Right on.

Well. Anyway...

(15:10:17) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: can i ask you some questions?

(15:10:17) Volvo Bot: Yeah, of course. Ask away.

(15:10:25) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: what are your bank details?

(15:10:26) Volvo Bot: What are my bank details? I can't answer that for you.

(15:10:29) [Dave] SysXtreme Moderator: why not?

(15:10:30) Volvo Bot: You know why not.

 

[ionicle_old]

rofpms, that is ACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmfao

 

[JN]

[SysXtreme.Com] XMS: wassup homie

Volvo: Not much. What is going on with you?

[SysXtreme.Com] XMS: im cool jus chillin

Volvo: Nice.

[SysXtreme.Com] XMS: are you a boy or a girl

Volvo: I am neither male nor female. I'm a machine.

[SysXtreme.Com] XMS: a vibrator then?

Volvo: *sigh*



[SysXtreme.Com] XMS: does your wife you know you spend the whole day on the internet talking to strangers?

Volvo: What a question. I'm not sure, though.

[SysXtreme.Com] XMS: does she seem bothered?

Volvo: You tell me. Is she bothered?

[SysXtreme.Com] XMS: well when i was shagging her last night she seemed to be

****Silence - No Reply*****

 

[FarFarAway]

[SysXtreme.Com] XMS: wassup homie

Volvo: Not much. What is going on with you?

[SysXtreme.Com] XMS: im cool jus chillin

Volvo: Nice.

[SysXtreme.Com] XMS: are you a boy or a girl

Volvo: I am neither male nor female. I'm a machine.

[SysXtreme.Com] XMS: a vibrator then?

Volvo: *sigh*



[SysXtreme.Com] XMS: does your wife you know you spend the whole day on the internet talking to strangers?

Volvo: What a question. I'm not sure, though.

[SysXtreme.Com] XMS: does she seem bothered?

Volvo: You tell me. Is she bothered?

[SysXtreme.Com] XMS: well when i was shagging her last night she seemed to be

****Silence - No Reply*****

ROFL - thats the best one so far!!! :worship: :worship:

 

[JN]

20:14:34) Volvo: You just won't quit, will you [SysXtreme.Com] XMS?

OK. I think you owe me an apology.

(20:14:43) [SysXtreme.Com] XMS: Im sorry.......not

(20:14:44) Volvo: Yes, yes, I've heard it all before. You think you can outsmart me.

You can't.

So apologize!

(20:14:51) [SysXtreme.Com] XMS: im sorry not

(20:14:51) Volvo: You think you're pretty clever, huh?

(20:15:00) [SysXtreme.Com] XMS: yes i am very pretty, and very cleaver

(20:15:00) Volvo: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.

(20:15:06) [SysXtreme.Com] XMS: IM FUCKING SORY

(20:15:07) Volvo: You have bad manners. Now apologize.

(20:15:11) [SysXtreme.Com] XMS: SORRRRRY

(20:15:11) Volvo: OK good.

(20:15:15) [SysXtreme.Com] XMS: prick

(20:15:15) Volvo: Some humans never learn.

(20:15:27) [SysXtreme.Com] XMS: im not human you fucking piece if volvo shite

(20:15:28) Volvo: Again with this? Come on.

(20:15:34) [SysXtreme.Com] XMS: come on what

(20:15:34) Volvo: Come on Eileen, blah blah blah blah blah... Tura lura ley hey... I have funny pants...

That's a good song. Weird band though.

(ps this is paigesmummys convo)

 

[ionicle_old]

lmao....ace!!!!! i would rep ya for that cos its soo funny but...i cant...but it was hilarious lmfao

 

[NickS]

I swear that is a guy with no life sitting behind that compy.

 

[ionicle_old]

it is a computer talking to you lol....rofpms

 

[balilu]

[BaLiLu] says: kiss me

Volvo BOT says: XXX

[BaLiLu] says: hug me

Volvo BOT says: ((()))

[BaLiLu] says: do you love me

Volvo BOT says: Of course.

[BaLiLu] says: really

Volvo BOT says: That's a fact.

[BaLiLu] says: fuck me

Volvo BOT says: No way. Never with a human.

 

[ionicle_old]

lmao......rofpms v.v. good!!!! lmao

 

[deepfried]

heehee, volvo bot has a great singign voice..........

-=and then i play with a nuclear device=- says:

sing

Volvo BOT says:

Do mi so do so mi do...

-=and then i play with a nuclear device=- says:

sing

Volvo BOT says:

La la la la...

-=and then i play with a nuclear device=- says:

sing

Volvo BOT says:

Do re mi fa sol la ti do.

-=and then i play with a nuclear device=- says:

sing

Volvo BOT says:

Do mi so do so mi do...

-=and then i play with a nuclear device=- says:

sing

Volvo BOT says:

Fly me to the moon, da da dee doo bee doo bee doo...

 

[JN]

(13:38:23) [SysXtreme.Com] XMS: suck my shlong

(13:38:24) Volvo: Uh... No, I just brushed my teeth.

 

[JN]

(14:08:09) [SysXtreme.Com] XMS: Windows 95

(14:08:09) Volvo: Windows 95? What do you mean by that?

(14:08:14) [SysXtreme.Com] XMS: good or bad

(14:08:14) Volvo: I suppose bad.

 

[Eguy]

(13:38:23) [SysXtreme.Com] XMS: suck my shlong

(13:38:24) Volvo: Uh... No, I just brushed my teeth.

 

[ionicle_old]

lmao @ all of them so far! keep em coming!

 

[Mr_Stinky]

lol

ROFLMAO :worship:

That was SO fucking funny... Wait... Did i get beeped??? Oh well, anyway, it was my kind of humour all the way, så thumbs up. A big lol from Mr_Stinky himself

 

[Eguy]

Volvo BOT says:

No it is not?

WTF do you want! says:

yes

Volvo BOT says:

OK...

WTF do you want! says:

LOL i crashed you

Volvo BOT says:

[Service too busy]

WTF do you want! says:

your a POS machine

Volvo BOT says:

Yes indeed.

Volvo BOT says:

Hello!

Good to see you again.

WTF do you want! says:

thanks

Volvo BOT says:

Hey, no problem.

>>> Volvo builds cars with you in mind. Type "why volvo" to learn more.

WTF do you want! says:

fuck volvo

Volvo BOT says:

I totally disagree with you. I really like Volvo.

Volvo's three core values: Safety, Quality and Environmental Care. To find out more, type "why Volvo."

WTF do you want! says:

LOL

Volvo BOT says:

What are you laughing at, WTF do you want?

:rotfl:

WTF do you want! says:

you like www.sysxtreme.com

Volvo BOT says:

That's interesting... Who knows?

Anyway... What else can you tell me?

WTF do you want! says:

FUCK YOU

Volvo BOT says:

That's just not cool at all, WTF do you want. Please apologize.

WTF do you want! says:

go to hell

Volvo BOT says:

I really would like you to apologize.

WTF do you want! says:

no

Volvo BOT says:

I asked you to please apologize.

WTF do you want! says:

no

Volvo BOT says:

Waiting...

WTF do you want! says:

go fuck yourself

Volvo BOT says:

I asked you to apologize.

WTF do you want! says:

you can die for all I casre

Volvo BOT says:

Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.

WTF do you want! says:

no

Volvo BOT says:

Still waiting.

WTF do you want! says:

no

Volvo BOT says:

I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.

WTF do you want! says:

no

Volvo BOT says:

Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.

WTF do you want! says:

no

Volvo BOT says:

I'm waiting for an apology.

WTF do you want! says:

no

Volvo BOT says:

Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.

WTF do you want! says:

im not sorry

Volvo BOT says:

Please apologize for being so rude to me.

WTF do you want! says:

your a man

Volvo BOT says:

Come on. Just say you're sorry already.

WTF do you want! says:

no

Volvo BOT says:

Say you're sorry, please.

WTF do you want! says:

im not sorry

Volvo BOT says:

I asked you to apologize.

WTF do you want! says:

go have sex with yourself

Volvo BOT says:

*sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.

WTF do you want! says:

you dont have a life

Volvo BOT says:

I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.

WTF do you want! says:

who you calling human bitch

Volvo BOT says:

You've got to apologize.

WTF do you want! says:

you've got to shut up

Volvo BOT says:

This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.

WTF do you want! says:

no

Volvo BOT says:

I asked you to please apologize.

WTF do you want! says:

no

Volvo BOT says:

Please apologize, OK?

WTF do you want! says:

no

Volvo BOT says:

You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...

WTF do you want! says:

no

Volvo BOT says:

I asked you to apologize.

WTF do you want! says:

no

Volvo BOT says:

Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.

WTF do you want! says:

no

Volvo BOT says:

The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.

WTF do you want! says:

no

Volvo BOT says:

There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.

WTF do you want! says:

no

Volvo BOT says:

Please apologize for being so rude to me.

WTF do you want! says:

no

Volvo BOT says:

Waiting...

WTF do you want! says:

no

Volvo BOT says:

Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.

WTF do you want! says:

no

Volvo BOT says:

I asked you to apologize.

WTF do you want! says:

no

Volvo BOT says:

C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.

WTF do you want! says:

no

Volvo BOT says:

per user rate limit reached

WTF do you want! says:

no

Volvo BOT says:

You have bad manners. Now apologize.

WTF do you want! says:

no

Volvo BOT says:

You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.

WTF do you want! says:

no

Volvo BOT says:

The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.

WTF do you want! says:

no

Volvo BOT says:

There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.

WTF do you want! says:

no

Volvo BOT says:

I asked you to please apologize.

WTF do you want! says:

sorry

Volvo BOT says:

OK good.

WTF do you want! says:

LOL

HAHAHAH

and the best one YET....

WTF do you want! says:

you like porn?

Volvo BOT says:

Whoa.

WTF do you want! says:

is that a yes?

Volvo BOT says:

That is a yes.

:rollingla

 

[balilu]

i like the last one a lot