Learning to be a reviewer......

[Josh Weston]

Hit him harder tom hes from essex, he can take it

Damn straight bruv innit

 

[OcSurfer]

/facepalm

 

[Josh Weston]

u wot m8, u wot
I live near Southend, what can I say?

 

[OcSurfer]

Near isnt southend though is it

And why would you want to associate yourself with southend

 

[Josh Weston]

Eeh, it is my post code area - not much I can do about that

 

[OcSurfer]

well thats like me saying Maldon is Chelmsford

 

[tinytomlogan]

Boys gotta eat!

You have ordered:
1x Large (10 slices) Create Your Own
+Domino’s Hot Dog Stuffed Crust® With Mustard
Double Mozzarella Cheese
Single Pepperoni
Single Sliced Pork Frankfurter
Single Chorizo Sausage
Single Ground Beef
Single Roquito Sweet Chilli Peppers
Single Onions
Single Olives
1x 7 Chicken Kickers
1x Mozzarella Sticks
2x 330ml Coca Cola
2x 330ml Coke Zero

Price: £37.83

 

[Josh Weston]

Yeah, and you should see what I ordered...

 

[FredEx]

OH MY...and I already was feeling sick today, now...

 

[Feronix]

Coke Zero, watch those calories! :lol:

 

[Remmy]

Wow

£25 for a pizza? That's insane!

 

[AverageNinja]

£25 for a pizza? That's insane!

Why...?
Can't ever have enough toppings.

Yeah, and you should see what I ordered...

>: ) Show us!

 

[sheroo]

Man, you two are gonna have a mighty fine belching/farting contest with all that fine tucker...:lol:

 

[Bartacus]

Man, you two are gonna have a mighty fine belching/farting contest with all that fine tucker...:lol:

$10 on the new kid. :biggrin: Although Tom *is* a gym guy, and if he does the protein shakes, those are mighty capable fart generators!

 

[OcSurfer]

Shoulda invited me guys police get 50%

 

[sheroo]

Well I normally mark farts out of 30. Scoring a maximum of 10 in each of the following categories.

1. Presentation. (delivery style, pirouetting, jumping - pulling fingers etc)
2. Smell. (the more disgusting the higher the marks)
3. Noise. (preferably measured with a SPL meter but I believe you can get an iPhone app for that now.)

 

[Feronix]

Well I normally mark farts out of 30. Scoring a maximum of 10 in each of the following categories.

1. Presentation. (delivery style, pirouetting, jumping - pulling fingers etc)
2. Smell. (the more disgusting the higher the marks)
3. Noise. (preferably measured with a SPL meter but I believe you can get an iPhone app for that now.)

OC3D Fart Award maybe?

 

[maniac]

Well I normally mark farts out of 30. Scoring a maximum of 10 in each of the following categories.

1. Presentation. (delivery style, pirouetting, jumping - pulling fingers etc)
2. Smell. (the more disgusting the higher the marks)
3. Noise. (preferably measured with a SPL meter but I believe you can get an iPhone app for that now.)

extra points for skid marks?

 

[Josh Weston]

Tom would win hands down, no questions asked.

 

[tinytomlogan]

this is what happens when I fart....