Honestly I did the usual shop-floor search, and just went to the counter and asked if they sell Windows 7.
She picked up the phone to what I assume was the people in the back and this is the conversation.
"Hi, do we sell Microsoft seven"
*short pause, and you can tell the poor guy at the other end just laughed*
*snort/cough noise* "oh yeah (chav voice) yes, windows 7"
*longer pause*
"err, no it doesn't look like we do"
I ask "What about windows 8?"
her: "we have home and student edition"
me: "Erm, I think that's office, I want the operating system"
her: "oh right.. no I don't think we do that"
I just walked off..
On to Maplins...
me: Do you have Windows 8 Pro ?
assistant: There isn't a pro version?
me: There is, it's like windows 7 had about 4 versions, but there is a pro version of windows 8
second assistant: do you mean like windows 8.1 ? that's just been released?
me: no I mean the "Pro" version of either 8.1 or 8, do you sell that
first assistant: there isn't a pro version, let me check the website
(he literally opens google on the display pc and searches for it, and up it comes), proceeds to find the pro version description and kinda just looks blankly....
After 20 minutes debating whether or not the software shown on M$'s site is actually a real-thing or not, I bought a regular 64Bit 8.1 oem copy
what a farce
Anyway, let's rerail this lol