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Squidlorock
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I remember seeing this yeeears ago, might have been posted! It is named reporter turns ghetto in seconds etc... made me smile 
Squidlorock
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That reminds me of that new order song 
Excalabur50
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A butt ugly woman walked up to me in the pub the other day and grabbed my on the arse and said give me your number sexy and I said sure have you got a pen?
And she said yes so I said well you better get back to it before the farmer notices you're missing
And she said yes so I said well you better get back to it before the farmer notices you're missing
Excalabur50
Well-known member
Did you know that Australia has the largest bird aviary in the world......It's called Parliament House cause it's had a Hawke, Peacock, a Swan and the rest of the Fucking Galah's
And do you know what the difference is between a Duck and Politician?
NOTHING they can all stick the Bills up their arse!!
And do you know what the difference is between a Duck and Politician?
NOTHING they can all stick the Bills up their arse!!
vorticalbox
New member
This is what people in my area get up to... Apparently... FFS
http://www.lbc.co.uk/man-who-tried-to-have-sex-with-cow-and-sheep-warned-he-may-face-jail-85265
Lovell was carrying a can of beer as well as a carrier bag containing his clothes and an adult nappy, the court was told.
Wraith
Bettyswollocks
Couldn't resist and I spat my coffee everywhere. Enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeFxdkaFzRA#t=242
Right boys and girls I'm off the weekend starts here! Laters.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeFxdkaFzRA#t=242
Right boys and girls I'm off the weekend starts here! Laters.
Dicehunter
Resident Newb
Linus from LinusTechTips and NCIX doing a dance only the legendary Linus can do !
Now we need 1 from the guv to complete the epicness !
Now we need 1 from the guv to complete the epicness !
Excalabur50
Well-known member
Life just gets better as you get older!
I was in a Gloria Jean’s Coffee Shop recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart.
The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better.
I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me.
I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
This is what happens when old people start using technology!
I was in a Gloria Jean’s Coffee Shop recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart.
The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better.
I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me.
I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
This is what happens when old people start using technology!
Tripp
too many shrooms
SPS
Moderator
:lol: no way
Excalabur50
Well-known member
A lady went to her doctor because she had been stung by a bee whilst having a round of golf.
The doctor asked "So where did it happen?"
The lady replied"In-between the first and second hole"
The doctor replied "Well you shouldn't stand with your legs so wide apart at tee off!!"
The doctor asked "So where did it happen?"
The lady replied"In-between the first and second hole"
The doctor replied "Well you shouldn't stand with your legs so wide apart at tee off!!"
Squidlorock
New member
Yea! I saw Dice post that the other day, had me lauging quite hard
'Ahhhhh and this gives you power over me' in a bane voice,
