Dicehunter
Resident Newb
That's scarily spot on for Intel XD
Funny Thread - NSFW
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AngryGoldfish
Old N Gold
Sorry if this has been posted before but I've only just watched it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xah84cJwdxE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xah84cJwdxE
Dicehunter
Resident Newb
Definitely not suitable for work but thought I'd share 
On Twitter/X I got a message from a woman trying to sell her onlyfools pictures -
"OMG I wanna show you something so bad"
I'm only on Twitter/X to enter competitions for games, Hardware etc.... anyway I say to her -
"Thank you for contacting the number 1 herpes and genital warts clinic for prostitutes, If you would like treatment please be specific on what your illness is and how you caught it.
Thank you for using the number 1 service used by prostitutes, Be safe out there and remember, If it's drippy and stinky, It's more than the clap."
She replied with -
"what the f$%$ is wrong with you ?"
I replied with -
"Absolutely nothing, You contacted the online prostitutes clinic, The question is, What's wrong with you ? Itchy taint ? Your puss leaking puss ? Warts on your lips ? Weird itchy rash not going away ? Let Dr Scratchnsniffski help you."
She blocked me.... #winning
On Twitter/X I got a message from a woman trying to sell her onlyfools pictures -
"OMG I wanna show you something so bad"
I'm only on Twitter/X to enter competitions for games, Hardware etc.... anyway I say to her -
"Thank you for contacting the number 1 herpes and genital warts clinic for prostitutes, If you would like treatment please be specific on what your illness is and how you caught it.
Thank you for using the number 1 service used by prostitutes, Be safe out there and remember, If it's drippy and stinky, It's more than the clap."
She replied with -
"what the f$%$ is wrong with you ?"
I replied with -
"Absolutely nothing, You contacted the online prostitutes clinic, The question is, What's wrong with you ? Itchy taint ? Your puss leaking puss ? Warts on your lips ? Weird itchy rash not going away ? Let Dr Scratchnsniffski help you."
She blocked me.... #winning
