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Decided to join a dating site for a giggle, POF as it's free, And see how I fair in search for the future Mrs Dice ^_^

My findings ?

Holy hell there are a hell of a lot of self entitled women in my age range.

They all want a man that's 6"2, Eyes of blue, Spartan physique, Those requirements I can fulfill as I train everyday and have flawless nutrition but there's more to come, As well as that they want someone that can apparently read minds, Has a bank account as big as Bill Gates', Drives the latest sports car, Is always dressed in the latest fashions, Won't mind if she flirts with other men, Isn't clingy or asks too many questions, Can fix plumbing, Electrics, Does gardening, Constantly buys her expensive presents and jewelry etc..... and the list goes on and on and that's just for the "average" looking women, The "hotties" are even worse.

I can now understand why there are a lot of single men in my age group.

Yeah, I've tried a few myself. It's the same for me; trying to filter out the girls who don't just want to taken around the world five star all the way listening to Justin Bieber on your money is proving... Challenging.

I'm sure it's probably the same for guys out there though; wanting everything their own way without any consideration for anyone else. It's systemic across our entire culture.

I just want a girl who enjoys music made with instruments instead of a laptop, appreciates a philosophical debate, enjoys a good meal/drink, can appreciate the beauty of trees and stars and doesn't mind the fact I have a daughter. You wouldn't think it'd be that difficult with seven billion people on the planet.
 
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Yeah, I've tried a few myself. It's the same for me; trying to filter out the girls who don't just want to taken around the world five star all the way listening to Justin Bieber on your money is proving... Challenging.

I'm sure it's probably the same for guys out there though; wanting everything their own way without any consideration for anyone else. It's systemic across our entire culture.

I just want a girl who enjoys music made with instruments instead of a laptop, appreciates a philosophical debate and doesn't mind the fact I have a daughter. You wouldn't think it'd be that difficult with seven billion people on the planet.

Problem is throughout the entire world a lot of people have it in their heads that they are super important, Special and the world revolves around them.

It's quite funny especially on the subject of women and I actually got this from my female cousin, As a woman reaches 30 her SMV *sexual market value* plummets faster than the value of a used slice of bread but once a man reaches 30 his SMV usually tends to increase because of an increased amount of resources, More money, Better taste in clothes, Usually better shape body due to an increased knowledge of how to get fit, More knowledge on skin care maintenance etc etc..... and this is something many women find out the hard way when they reach their mid 30's and realize that if they hadn't thought that they were Disney princess' only worthy of prince charming maybe they wouldn't be single at 35 with no kids, No husband, A house full of smelly cats and a wine problem ^_^
 
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Problem is throughout the entire world a lot of people have it in their heads that they are super important, Special and the world revolves around them.

It's quite funny especially on the subject of women and I actually got this from my female cousin, As a woman reaches 30 her SMV *sexual market value* plummets faster than the value of a used slice of bread but once a man reaches 30 his SMV usually tends to increase because of an increased amount of resources, More money, Better taste in clothes, Usually better shape body due to an increased knowledge of how to get fit, More knowledge on skin care maintenance etc etc..... and this is something many women find out the hard way when they reach their mid 30's and realize that if they hadn't thought that they were Disney princess' only worthy of prince charming maybe they wouldn't be single at 35 with no kids, No husband, A house full of smelly cats and a wine problem ^_^

Maybe if that was true the number of men committing suicide wouldn't be so high
 
Well gentlemen, all I can say is just avoid standard dating stuff like PoF and Tinder, both are full of women who want a sugar daddy, one night fling or both. Same goes for a lot of the men as well, most just want a fling and that's it.

There are decent girls out there but the problem is that they're few and far between. You will come across one, probably one you already know. Just keep your eyes peeled. I got to the point where I was accepting that I'll end up on my own then my partner came out of nowhere, knew each other for years and nothing happened but then we just got chatting one day and it all just fell into place I suppose. I didn't see it coming and neither did she.
 
Maybe if that was true the number of men committing suicide wouldn't be so high

Well it is true, And the subject of men committing suicide is a completely different subject and 1 more related to mental health issues.

While womens SMV drops significantly after 20's to 30's, A mans stays higher for longer and actually increases in his 30's.

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Slightly crude language in a few places but this video showcases it nicely and if you look around it's pretty accurate.




It's a fascinating subject and makes you look at things in a completely different light when it comes to women, At least it did for me.
 
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Decided to join a dating site for a giggle, POF as it's free, And see how I fair in search for the future Mrs Dice ^_^

My findings ?

Holy hell there are a hell of a lot of self entitled women in my age range.

They all want a man that's 6"2, Eyes of blue, Spartan physique, Those requirements I can fulfill as I train everyday and have flawless nutrition but there's more to come, As well as that they want someone that can apparently read minds, Has a bank account as big as Bill Gates', Drives the latest sports car, Is always dressed in the latest fashions, Won't mind if she flirts with other men, Isn't clingy or asks too many questions, Can fix plumbing, Electrics, Does gardening, Constantly buys her expensive presents and jewelry etc..... and the list goes on and on and that's just for the "average" looking women, The "hotties" are even worse.

I can now understand why there are a lot of single men in my age group.

I wrote of my findings on Facebook BITD when I joined a couple of dating sites. All fat old munters demanding you father their illegitimate kids. Yah, right.

Any way I don't usually moan too much about my life but something happened today that's left me broken hearted :(

This morning a friend of mine on Facebook posted a video of his cat and dog play fighting. It was adorable. Any way, big cat fan myself (his is a Siamese) so I said something about how awesome the cat was.

About an hour later he posts saying his cat has gotten out of the house and can people keep their eyes out etc.

Two hours after that he found his cat dead in the road :(

My heart broke. I remember when one of mine once went missing the feeling of anguish and despair. Gutted for him the poor sod. He's in bits over it :(
 
I wrote of my findings on Facebook BITD when I joined a couple of dating sites. All fat old munters demanding you father their illegitimate kids. Yah, right.

Any way I don't usually moan too much about my life but something happened today that's left me broken hearted :(

This morning a friend of mine on Facebook posted a video of his cat and dog play fighting. It was adorable. Any way, big cat fan myself (his is a Siamese) so I said something about how awesome the cat was.

About an hour later he posts saying his cat has gotten out of the house and can people keep their eyes out etc.

Two hours after that he found his cat dead in the road :(

My heart broke. I remember when one of mine once went missing the feeling of anguish and despair. Gutted for him the poor sod. He's in bits over it :(

Yikes, I had a cat in the last place I lived but he along with several other cats in the area got scooped up and never seen again.
 
Yikes, I had a cat in the last place I lived but he along with several other cats in the area got scooped up and never seen again.

Well I train mine not to be picked up usually. I also trained Cooker to bite lol and he had a really solid bite. Enough to go through a thumbnail easily as I found out.

I'm starting to get to the point now where I feel like defying my landlady and getting a cat or dog. Probably the latter. I need some company.
 
Decided to join a dating site for a giggle, POF as it's free, And see how I fair in search for the future Mrs Dice ^_^

My findings ?

Holy hell there are a hell of a lot of self entitled women in my age range.

They all want a man that's 6"2, Eyes of blue, Spartan physique, Those requirements I can fulfill as I train everyday and have flawless nutrition but there's more to come, As well as that they want someone that can apparently read minds, Has a bank account as big as Bill Gates', Drives the latest sports car, Is always dressed in the latest fashions, Won't mind if she flirts with other men, Isn't clingy or asks too many questions, Can fix plumbing, Electrics, Does gardening, Constantly buys her expensive presents and jewelry etc..... and the list goes on and on and that's just for the "average" looking women, The "hotties" are even worse.

I can now understand why there are a lot of single men in my age group.

Sounds like a stereotype.. I don't know many women like that. Though I haven't signed up for a dating site. I can see it though and it probably depends on where you live. If I went to anywhere outside where I live I'd probably find plenty of women like that.
I wish we took away women suffrage. Go back to the good ol days.. lol
Honestly though idk about you bud but being single your whole life wouldn't be a bad thing, at least for me. I wouldn't mind it. Kinda wish I was like that. My uncle is living the single life and doing anything and everything he wants because he has money since he has no women to take it away from him :D
 
So I put my new system together today and eff me the power supply is dead, hit the self test button after six clicks on it, it went green for one second then nothing, so maybe it's what killed my two 5930K's..........................:mad: :(
 
So I put my new system together today and eff me the power supply is dead, hit the self test button after six clicks on it, it went green for one second then nothing, so maybe it's what killed my two 5930K's..........................:mad: :(

Is that the AX1200i in your sig that's dead? That's one hell of a PSU to die like that.

Also, this happened today. :(

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Yep it sure was the ax1200i, luckily a mate who owed me some money is sending me a brand new evga 850w supernova g2 so Idon't have to wait weeks for my system to be up and running it should be here in the next couple of days
 
I have heard lots of stories about the Corsair AX I psus going bang.

Yep, Had 3 x 850w AXi's and all went pop, Corsairs CX, TX, CS, RM, RMi, HX and HXi range are great from what I've read and a few from personal use but I would never again touch an AX or AXi PSU.
 
Effing brilliant after waiting over a month for this gaming m7 board I have to send it back as the damn socket is too close to the ram slots and my X62 is pushing up against the ram so it looks like I'm going to go with the Asus Rog Crosshair 6 Hero which doesn't look anywhere near as nice IMO but i need a board
 
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