FML Thread

[JR23]

Do you want my advice?

Was it Fap before bedtime, fap again, then fap again.... when you can't remember how many times you've fapped attempt to count them all and then fall asleep in the process.

Like counting sheep.

Not to be confused with fapping sheep. Do not do that.

JR

 

[Thelosouvlakia]

Was it Fap before bedtime, fap again, then fap again.... when you can't remember how many times you've fapped attempt to count them all and then fall asleep in the process.

Like counting sheep.

Not to be confused with fapping sheep. Do not do that.

JR

You sir, made my entire week. xD
Love you guys~ Hahahahahahhahhahah

 

[Feronix]

Ohno, I think I'm starting to fancy someone... ABORT!

She's admitted to having a crush on me ... Hnng

Well fuck :lol:

 

[TPC]

She's admitted to having a crush on me ... Hnng

Well fuck :lol:

now where's the problem then?

 

[Feronix]

now where's the problem then?

Her living in England and me living in the Netherlands? :|

 

[TPC]

Her living in England and me living in the Netherlands? :|

:mellow: I see...

 

[Feronix]

:mellow: I see...

Yeah... Finally I meet someone cute and really awesome and of course she lives far away

 

[TPC]

I'd say, don't waste it, if you guys are seriously fitting together you will know what to do, maybe even move who knows. But at least give it a try, what should happen?

 

[Dicehunter]

yeah... Finally i meet someone cute and really awesome and of course she lives far away

Watch out for herpes, That shit gets everywhere !

 

[Feronix]

I'd say, don't waste it, if you guys are seriously fitting together you will know what to do, maybe even move who knows. But at least give it a try, what should happen?

Idk mate, I've only known her for 2 months but I kinda started fancying her a LOT since the new year. It's never taken me this short before, normally I only fall for girls that I've known for at least half a year or so. Like my best friend that I've been in love with for 2 years, but it took this English girl 7 days to nearly make me forget about that :lol:

Considering we're both students (I'm 19, she's 18) moving to another country now for something that may not work at all would be a bit stupid imo. Although I did always plan to move to England at some point in my life I think now is not the right time for that though.

And I feel a bit awkward about internet dating as well, that's just not my thing so I don't want to do that either. I guess we're better off staying friends at this point. Maybe we'll just roll with it and see how things go from here!

Watch out for herpes, That shit gets everywhere !

Dude, what even?

 

[MadShadow]

Watch out for herpes, That shit gets everywhere !

Speaking from experience?

 

[ShaunB-91]

I could always pretend to be you, and meet her for you?

Tehe jk.

 

[Feronix]

I could always pretend to be you, and meet her for you?

Tehe jk.

I very much doubt she's your type and then still... you'd have to look a lot sexier

 

[Thelosouvlakia]

Well, paying her a visit wouldn't cost too much would it? I know that tickets for Netherlands-->England are cheap

 

[Feronix]

Well, paying her a visit wouldn't cost too much would it? I know that tickets for Netherlands-->England are cheap

Yeah, they're not too expensive. But still I'm a student so don't exactly have the funds to keep flying back and forth every holiday or so

Edit; Oh wow, I just checked and if you get the cheapest possible tickets on Ryanair, without any extras like picking your own seat or insurance you can go back and forth for €40 '

 

[TPC]

and then your plane goes missing

 

[Feronix]

and then your plane goes missing

I already wasn't a fan of flying so... thanks for that :lol:

 

[ShaunB-91]

I very much doubt she's your type and then still... you'd have to look a lot sexier

Oh no you didn't!

Hahaha and then your plane goes "missing" yeah, like they don't actually know were these go. They know when I fap so they must know where a plane goes.

 

[Feronix]

Oh no you didn't!

Hahaha and then your plane goes "missing" yeah, like they don't actually know were these go. They know when I fap so they must know where a plane goes.

Well I'm lucky there's a limited amount of space between the Netherlands and the UK where a plane can actually go missing. But tbf once your plane does go 'missing' you're probably dead already.

Idk, I might just roll with it for now and maybe go see her for a bit in the summer holiday or so. Or maybe spring break

 

[Thelosouvlakia]

Well I'm lucky there's a limited amount of space between the Netherlands and the UK where a plane can actually go missing. But tbf once your plane does go 'missing' you're probably dead already.

Idk, I might just roll with it for now and maybe go see her for a bit in the summer holiday or so. Or maybe spring break

It's not the fact that you will be dead, everyone is going to die at some point, it's the fear of your dead body never been found and burried in your hometown, or you beeing declared "missing" forever Never found, never mourned....