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So yesterday I went out with my friends for some partying, so I decided to wear a ring on my right middle finger just for the fun of it. Now here I am, with a massive headache and a finger so swollen that it looks like a sausage, the ring is still in there as is slowly driving my crazy. I will try to leave the finger reduce the swelling a little bit and if two or three days pass I will go to the hospital or just chop my finger off :P

FML...

Put butter all over it when it goes down, if it doesn't slide off, at least it'll taste good
 
So yesterday I went out with my friends for some partying, so I decided to wear a ring on my right middle finger just for the fun of it. Now here I am, with a massive headache and a finger so swollen that it looks like a sausage, the ring is still in there as is slowly driving my crazy. I will try to leave the finger reduce the swelling a little bit and if two or three days pass I will go to the hospital or just chop my finger off :P

FML...

clench that hand to a fist and then use a metal saw to cut the ring off?
 
Put butter all over it when it goes down, if it doesn't slide off, at least it'll taste good

clench that hand to a fist and then use a metal saw to cut the ring off?

Its starting to go down so I'll try removing it with some oil later today so that the swelling goes down a bit more, and no SeekaX I will not try to chop my finger off haha, if all else fails I'll go to the hospital and have some kind of professional do it :)
 
Its starting to go down so I'll try removing it with some oil later today so that the swelling goes down a bit more, and no SeekaX I will not try to chop my finger off haha, if all else fails I'll go to the hospital and have some kind of professional do it :)

I saw a video of Bam Margera getting some cut off a couple of weeks ago, never will I wear a ring! Didn't look pleasant!
 
Fixed! Took about 20 minutes, a dremel, some cutting oil, water to cool it off and a lot of patience from my dad and these are the results. I put the top part of a nail clipper between the ring and my finger to protect my finger once the dremel got through and a piece of cloth wrapped around my hand to protect it in case the dremel decides to go beserk, luckily I came out with no injuries.

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Fixed! Took about 20 minutes, a dremel, some cutting oil, water to cool it off and a lot of patience from my dad and these are the results. I put the top part of a nail clipper between the ring and my finger to protect my finger once the dremel got through and a piece of cloth wrapped around my hand to protect it in case the dremel decides to go beserk, luckily I came out with no injuries.

Nice to know it's off and you haven't lost a finger :lol:
 
This may be the most exciting thing I've read all day, not even lying.

Glad you got it off. + Now you have bragging rights for saying someone used a dremel on your finger!
 
Just be lucky it wasn't a ring made of a harder material, i got a bit of lego stuck on my finger as a kid and haven't put anything on my fingers since, great news though!
 
Thanks guys, not gonna lie but I was kinda scared of the thing so close to my finger. The ring was made from stainless steel and isn't exactly soft, it is also about 2mm thick so the dremel took some time going through it.
 
Stainless steel is butter compared to this; but still if i had the money for this ring i wouldn't mind losing a finger. Still, sounds like a scary ordeal.
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Jeebus, Didn't think for one minute earlier that you'd end up actually having to cut it off! Glad it's sorted!
 
My mother thought it'd be a great idea to top up my break fluid reservoir with windscreen washer fluid - a fact I only discovered after i'd been driving and needed to drive home.
Jesus. H. Christ.
 
so this is what happend to me ...

I made a calculation fault while making up my budget. I had enough for everything,the waterblocks ,rad,coolant,fans. Even thought about the nice amount for my fittings. Now a few days ago i wanted to order my fittings and checked my bank account and i saw i didnt had enough for it. I started thinking and thinking and then i remembered that i gave a friend of mine some money cause he wanted to buy i presale ticket of a party,no prob for me but now i'm here with a WC build and no fittings xD now the suckiest part has yet to come --" i asked my mother for the extra i needed, its like max 10€ And she was like well you know,i'll think about it...three days later she's still thinking about it --" so well yeah i wont be able to finish the build this weekend and this sucks big time cause i've got exams too next weekend --"
 
so this is what happend to me ...

I made a calculation fault while making up my budget. I had enough for everything,the waterblocks ,rad,coolant,fans. Even thought about the nice amount for my fittings. Now a few days ago i wanted to order my fittings and checked my bank account and i saw i didnt had enough for it. I started thinking and thinking and then i remembered that i gave a friend of mine some money cause he wanted to buy i presale ticket of a party,no prob for me but now i'm here with a WC build and no fittings xD now the suckiest part has yet to come --" i asked my mother for the extra i needed, its like max 10€ And she was like well you know,i'll think about it...three days later she's still thinking about it --" so well yeah i wont be able to finish the build this weekend and this sucks big time cause i've got exams too next weekend --"

It's a sign from the exam god, you need to study in the last weekend before your exams :)
 
So last month my health insurance decided not to be good for anything at all and make me pay for a €130,- bill myself, on top of the €110,- that I pay monthly. I was pretty pissed tbh.

So today I got a second letter, basically saying "Oh sorry, we forgot this last month lol, we'll just take another €50,- from your bank account". Really? This is not a good insurance company for 18 year old students...
 
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