FML Thread

[TPC]

A bromance is cheaper, You know your bro will stick with you and you can both get wrecked, Throw up on a cat and laugh about it, If it was with a woman you'd be in worlds of trouble, No thanks ^_^

but of course there are exceptions, I didnt throw up on a cat but I was hugging the toilet some times in the past and I was sitting there with a girl doing the same and laughing

 

[Dicehunter]

but of course there are exceptions, i didnt throw up on a cat but i was hugging the toilet some times in the past and i was sitting there with a girl doing the same and laughing :d

Wife her !!!

 

[TPC]

Wife her !!!

I was together with her for about 3 months but her excessive alcohol consumption was a big no go for me

Thats already 3,5 years ago

 

[Dicehunter]

I was together with her for about 3 months but her excessive alcohol consumption was a big no go for me

Thats already 3,5 years ago

I had a girlfriend like that around 7 years ago now, If she got drunk it was ok, If I drank at a party all hell broke loose and she started screaming at me XD

 

[ShaunB-91]

A bromance is cheaper, You know your bro will stick with you and you can both get wrecked, Throw up on a cat and laugh about it, If it was with a woman you'd be in worlds of trouble, No thanks ^_^

Whenever cat is mentioned, I just see Barnsley.

 

[Thelosouvlakia]

Guys I know that I shouldn't bother, but my mind has a two-position switch. Empathy-Apathy. I can't have middle ground and basically that switch is stuck on empathy that sucks and it's actually doing me more harm than good... I either fall for whores that actually won't pay attention to me no matter how hard I try (I'm not the kind of guy who can do that) or I find that kind of girl that is superwow and nice and all that kind of stuff but she's taken OR lives in another town/country/continent (YES CONTINENT)

Whenever cat is mentioned, I just see Barnsley.

Hahahah so true! xD


P.S. If you guys ever visit me, I promise I would get you to the local bar where those whorish girls hang out I would throw you in there and you would get laid after 45mins max

 

[MrKambo]

Guys I know that I shouldn't bother, but my mind has a two-position switch. Empathy-Apathy. I can't have middle ground and basically that switch is stuck on empathy that sucks and it's actually doing me more harm than good... I either fall for whores that actually won't pay attention to me no matter how hard I try (I'm not the kind of guy who can do that) or I find that kind of girl that is superwow and nice and all that kind of stuff but she's taken OR lives in another town/country/continent (YES CONTINENT)




Hahahah so true! xD


P.S. If you guys ever visit me, I promise I would get you to the local bar where those whorish girls hang out I would throw you in there and you would get laid after 45mins max

45 mins is too long, i have a 7 minute rule

 

[ShaunB-91]

45 mins is too long, i have a 7 minute rule

In and out. There can't be a second wasted. Even 7 mins is 6:59 too long.

 

[Thelosouvlakia]

45 mins is too long, i have a 7 minute rule

In and out. There can't be a second wasted. Even 7 mins is 6:59 too long.

would love to see that done in 7 minutes or less, the girls brag that they like to torture guys for some time before the main event

 

[ShaunB-91]

would love to see that done in 7 minutes or less, the girls brag that they like to torture guys for some time before the main event

Well Ima torture them back.

 

[Thelosouvlakia]

Well Ima torture them back.

That will depend on your body and more specifically, ze donger, and some wit. But I assume you have both

 

[ShaunB-91]

That will depend on your body and more specifically, ze donger, and some wit. But I assume you have both

Oh you mean that kind of torture.

 

[TPC]

my weekly bill arrived

 

[Dicehunter]

my weekly bill arrived

Weekly ? Holy swinging bouncy bollocks

 

[Feronix]

my weekly bill arrived

Aaaah damn, I know that feeling. What's that for specifically, if you don't mind me asking? Cause I recognize most words but my German is not good enough to understand it


I pay €92 monthly for health insurance, but up until €360 last year, and €375 this year you have to pay for most things yourself. Safe to say with all that crap at the end of last year, and meds, an MRI and more tests this year I've got a €735 bill incoming some time soon.

I'm a 19 year old student, do they really expect me to have that kind of money lying around? :s

Edit; Oh, apparently some meds don't fit into either category so there's another €70... make it 800 *sigh*

 

[TPC]

medication + doctor visits
if my insurance wouldnt be that good it would be easily two times that

 

[Thelosouvlakia]

My father pays around 700Euros per two months for health insurance and retirement insurance...

 

[AverageNinja]

So I have a literature test tomorrow, which involves a conversation with three other people about four books. We wrote an essay about these books, and I promised to print it, not realising it needs to be printed four times.

So basically I now need to print more than 130 A4's.
FML.

 

[yassarikhan786]

So I have a literature test tomorrow, which involves a conversation with three other people about four books. We wrote an essay about these books, and I promised to print it, not realising it needs to be printed four times.

So basically I now need to print more than 130 A4's.
FML.

I hope you're using academic facilities and not spending your own coin on the paper and ink?

 

[AverageNinja]

I hope you're using academic facilities and not spending your own coin on the paper and ink?

I wish

Nah I just told them I ran out of ink, they're going to print the rest at school tomorrow (which actually costs a bit of money, but it's like €2,- for 30 sheets of paper, and I'll be paying some of it too of course)