Five Word Story.

[Brooksie]

with a big long stick that

 

[sammytomjohn]

glowed in the dark brghtly!

 

[mayhem]

after inspecting his parts he

 

[zak4994]

set off on his journey

 

[ToeJam]

to a lan far away

 

[zak4994]

where he met some non-noobs.

non-noobs official terminology = ?

 

[siravarice]

who wanted to play some

 

[mayhem]

realy good games in gimp

 

[zak4994]

He failed miserably, epicly and

 

[siravarice]

then had to use a

 

[AMDFTW]

new hard drive to backup

 

[sammytomjohn]

his fine collection of porn

 

[mayhem]

that sammy had copyed across

 

[zak4994]

to ruin his gaming experience

 

[sammytomjohn]

which made him go blind

 

[Lynx]

and lose his sense of...

 

[Youngie1337]

warmth in his big toe...

 

[Brooksie]

after stubbing it on a....

 

[Lynx]

cruise of the islands of...

 

[siravarice]

Hawaii. Then one day he