Dumbest Newegg reviews, go find 'em!

[FragTek]

We all know that the best place to go for a quick laugh is Newegg, right? Some of the user reviews are absolutely hilarious, I've hit the floor a few times reading them.

Go find the best of the best and post em up here so we can all bust a gut.

Just thought this would be a fun thread after seeing it over on another forum

Cheers! :beerchug:

 

[Ares210]

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.asp?Item=N82E16800997003

LAWL that one always makes me laugh. Can't find the AMD one that was way funnier and like 3 pages of reviews.

 

[Toxcity]

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.asp?Item=N82E16800997003

LAWL that one always makes me laugh. Can't find the AMD one that was way funnier and like 3 pages of reviews.

What is that? A pencil holder? AS In a writing pencil? If so what the hell!

 

[equk]

What os that? A pencil holder? AS In a writing pencil? If so what the hell!

Maybe usefull for pencil Vmods haha

 

[PP Mguire]

Lol i got a pencil holder like that from WSVG but its Abit instead. At first i thought those guys where serious about thier reviews but they are just kiddin. Pretty funny though.

 

[ai_01]

there was a definent need for this thread h/e im on vacation and dont have time right now to find any =P

 

[TJS]

I'll be happy to hunt down silly (even stupid) reviews...

Such as this one, 'Very Nice CPU'. If this guy offers to build you a pc, respectfully decline...



TJS

 

[Toxcity]

LMAO!

Gotta love them though!

 

[TJS]

Oops, bad thumbnail, will get the size thing right... at least I'll have something else to do on the weekends now.

TJS

(May come in handy with another project a friend and I are doing... 'Porntune Cookies'! Coming soon to a Chinese restaurant near you...)

 

[FragTek]

LAWL!

Nice find TJS. Just a small request though, plz use the OC3D upload system, ImageShack is sooooooooooooooooooo slow! Thx

Looking forward to seeing some more good ones!

 

[TJS]

Wilco!:wiggle: (<---the 'wilco-wiggle')

TJS

Today's 'Porntune':

"The road to Hell is paved with good intentions and child porn. Find new things to do on the 'net."

Lucky #'s: 2,4,8,16,32,64

 

[TJS]

I love it when someone posts after someone goofs up and sets them straight...

TJS

Today's Porntune: "A smile will let you know to be ready for hot, sweaty, steamy... aerobics."

Lucky #'s: 134, 342, 639, 9992, 10026, 1

EDIT: sorry, still working on this picture-size stuff...

 

[TJS]

I'd buy that printer too...

Today's 'Porntune' Cookie: "One in the hand, two in the bush, and three in a bed."

Lucky #'s:0101101010010101010101010100101000100101001010100100

TJS

 

[!TIMMY!]

I'd buy that printer too...

http://upload.overclock3d.net/get.php?id=2377&view=1

Today's 'Porntune' Cookie: "One in the hand, two in the bush, and three in a bed."

Lucky #'s:0101101010010101010101010100101000100101001010100100

TJS

aaahahahahahahahahahahha

 

[PP Mguire]

Lol pwnt. Wonder how that happend?

 

[TJS]

You are not a true American icon until someone mentions you in a Newegg review...

This is found in the review section of the HANNS-G 22" LCD monitor, which is a strong contender for the money I will soon spend. (Chuck influenced my decision.) (he'd influence yours too.)

TJS

(I don't know how all this 'Chuck Norris' stuff got started... someone clue me in.)

 

[PP Mguire]

Lol at the Chuck Norris, :nono: at using IE.

 

[TJS]

I'm on one of Uncle Sam's pc's, not much choice of browser. I thought Firefox was cool when I used it, but got so used to IE6 that I had to go back. IE7 is garbage. More silly Newegg reviews soon...

TJS

 

[beglobal]

will check it out!!!

 

[TJS]

While looking for procs and other assorted components for a pc build, I ran across this here Foxconn mobo...

(like the layout and chipset, but don't want it blazing or have to deal with schnit drivers)

TJS

Today's Porntune: "Todays Forecast: Sunny with showers and high humidity. Know anyone named Sunny?"

Lucky#'s: 18, 21, 27, 35, 69, <3