Dumbest Newegg reviews, go find 'em!

FragTek

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We all know that the best place to go for a quick laugh is Newegg, right? Some of the user reviews are absolutely hilarious, I've hit the floor a few times reading them.

Go find the best of the best and post em up here so we can all bust a gut.

Just thought this would be a fun thread after seeing it over on another forum :)

Cheers! :beerchug:
 
Lol i got a pencil holder like that from WSVG but its Abit instead. At first i thought those guys where serious about thier reviews but they are just kiddin. Pretty funny though.
 
there was a definent need for this thread h/e im on vacation and dont have time right now to find any =P
 
I'll be happy to hunt down silly (even stupid) reviews...

Such as this one, 'Very Nice CPU'. If this guy offers to build you a pc, respectfully decline...



TJS
 
Oops, bad thumbnail, will get the size thing right... at least I'll have something else to do on the weekends now.:D

TJS

(May come in handy with another project a friend and I are doing... 'Porntune Cookies'! Coming soon to a Chinese restaurant near you...)
 
LAWL!

Nice find TJS. Just a small request though, plz use the OC3D upload system, ImageShack is sooooooooooooooooooo slow! Thx :D

Looking forward to seeing some more good ones!
 
Wilco!:wiggle: (<---the 'wilco-wiggle')

TJS

Today's 'Porntune':

"The road to Hell is paved with good intentions and child porn. Find new things to do on the 'net."

Lucky #'s: 2,4,8,16,32,64
 
I love it when someone posts after someone goofs up and sets them straight...:rolleyes:

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TJS

Today's Porntune: "A smile will let you know to be ready for hot, sweaty, steamy... aerobics."

Lucky #'s: 134, 342, 639, 9992, 10026, 1

EDIT: sorry, still working on this picture-size stuff...
 
I'd buy that printer too...

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Today's 'Porntune' Cookie: "One in the hand, two in the bush, and three in a bed."

Lucky #'s:0101101010010101010101010100101000100101001010100100

TJS
 
You are not a true American icon until someone mentions you in a Newegg review...

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This is found in the review section of the HANNS-G 22" LCD monitor, which is a strong contender for the money I will soon spend. (Chuck influenced my decision.) (he'd influence yours too.)

TJS

(I don't know how all this 'Chuck Norris' stuff got started... someone clue me in.)
 
I'm on one of Uncle Sam's pc's, not much choice of browser. I thought Firefox was cool when I used it, but got so used to IE6 that I had to go back. IE7 is garbage.:mad: More silly Newegg reviews soon...

TJS
 
While looking for procs and other assorted components for a pc build, I ran across this here Foxconn mobo...

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(like the layout and chipset, but don't want it blazing or have to deal with schnit drivers)

TJS

Today's Porntune: "Todays Forecast: Sunny with showers and high humidity. Know anyone named Sunny?"

Lucky#'s: 18, 21, 27, 35, 69, <3
 
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