Chav Ebay ad -brilliant

keep lookin at the dudes listing guys! he is gettin loads of questions! :)

like:

Q: bruv iz u fo real . me n the home boyz tink u b tkin da **** out da bruvas that put glue on dem 1 litres n crash thru hlfords innit. BATTY MAN

A: st8 up m8 i iz 4 real
 
Fantastic.. gonna be a classic

Q: I say old boy, does one think totty will like them? 29-Oct-09

A: One might hypothesise that a female of the species would be positively orgasmic at the sight of 5-year old stick-on rammel attacthed to the back of your plush Opel.

Q: Gosh, I dont know what that languaue is but it sounds jolly exotic. Would those rather spiffing light clusters fit my Bentley Continental GT old chap? 29-Oct-09

A: Tally-ho old Bean! That sounds like a most splendid idea, although they could get you kicked out of the polo club! Furthermore I digress my dear badger; they might spoil your camouflage when you're out shooting pheasants. What-ho.
 
on 30-oct-09 at 18:12:58 gmt, seller added the following information:

234 ppl wotching dis awkshun. Wot da f*ck are u all lukkin at? Ile bang u owt

dats rite. Bang u owt

lyk wen darth vayda found owt iz son & dorter woz doin stuff wiv each ova nd he cut of luk's and. I cud c wer the guy woz comin from, dnt get me rong but dat was a bit harshe. U cud av just happi slappt da boi or sumfink els u no? Now how iz he goin 2 wyp iz arse? He myt av 2 get choobakka 2 cum n help im on da thrown, but den how wud u av a propa ruckus wiv da storm trupers if u iz bein followd by a ****tee wooky?!

loool.
 
haha :)

That actually could be real, A few people on my facebook type like that :eek:

Worse thing is when you get text messages like that :rolleyes:
 
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