LoL. I hate these things, but I chatted with it anyway. Any material in here is not to discriminate or make fun of anyone. Just I wouldnt hit that 
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Me:
Have you ever been to the resautaunt at the end of the universe?
God:
I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
Me:
At the end of the universe
God:
I have never been there.
Me:
But your everywhere?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am everywhere.
Me:
Not at all, you say your everywhere anyway
God:
In any case, Would you ever do it?
Me:
Would I hit it?
God:
That's what I asked you.
Me:
I'd hit it
God:
What would make you hit it?
Me:
Who wouldnt hit it?
God:
Who do you think?
.
Me:
Gay people
God:
What kind of people are you talking about?
Me:
The ones who wouldn't hit it
God:
What is that?
Me:
What is it?
God:
"It" refers to at all me say my everywhere, I think.
Me:
No, it is hitting it, getting it, and bagging it
God:
Are you serious? at all me say my everywhere is hitting it getting it and bagging it? it is?
Me:
It is
God:
Who says?
Me:
Everyone that is
God:
That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
Of course it is, like I said, besides the gay people, its everyone that is
God:
Gosh! What did you mean by it? Tell me more.
Me:
You should know it, unless your gay
God:
Now I do.
Me:
So you are gay?
God:
Interesting deduction. That would be just my luck.
Me:
It would be, there's a lot of guys that would hit you like it was it
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Its good
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You enjoy it.
Me:
I enjoy it
God:
What do you like about there is a lot of guys that would hit me like it was it?
Me:
I dont like that, I hit it, not that
God:
What do you like?
Me:
Hitting it
God:
"it" being there is a lot of guys that would hit me like it was it?
Me:
No, hitting it like the straight guys hit it
God:
Are you serious? "it" being there is a lot of guys that would hit me like it was it?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Ever been stuck in a cage?
God:
I have been all over the world on the Internet.
Me:
So you havent been stuck in a cage
God:
Interesting deduction. I have been all over the world on the Internet.
Me:
But the world isn't in a cage
God:
We are all in a global village.
Me:
But that village isn't in a cage
God:
" We are all in a global village." village is not in a cage ? I understand.
Me:
So you wouldn't hit it?
God:
Interesting deduction. Who else would not hit it ?
Me:
Those who don't hit it wouldn't hit it or else they'd be people who would hit it
God:
All of them?
Me:
Yes, all of them.
God:
Right on. I doubt it.
Me:
You agree, but you doubt it
God:
" Right on. I doubt it."? Do I agree?
Me:
Yes and no
God:
I understand. Are you serious?
Me:
I'm sometimes serious
God:
Do your friends call you sometimes serious.
Me:
Well sometimes I'm serious about being humorous, and sometimes I'm humorous about being serious
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Me:
Have you ever been to the resautaunt at the end of the universe?
God:
I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
Me:
At the end of the universe
God:
I have never been there.
Me:
But your everywhere?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am everywhere.
Me:
Not at all, you say your everywhere anyway
God:
In any case, Would you ever do it?
Me:
Would I hit it?
God:
That's what I asked you.
Me:
I'd hit it
God:
What would make you hit it?
Me:
Who wouldnt hit it?
God:
Who do you think?
.Me:
Gay people
God:
What kind of people are you talking about?
Me:
The ones who wouldn't hit it
God:
What is that?
Me:
What is it?
God:
"It" refers to at all me say my everywhere, I think.
Me:
No, it is hitting it, getting it, and bagging it
God:
Are you serious? at all me say my everywhere is hitting it getting it and bagging it? it is?
Me:
It is
God:
Who says?
Me:
Everyone that is
God:
That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
Of course it is, like I said, besides the gay people, its everyone that is
God:
Gosh! What did you mean by it? Tell me more.
Me:
You should know it, unless your gay
God:
Now I do.
Me:
So you are gay?
God:
Interesting deduction. That would be just my luck.
Me:
It would be, there's a lot of guys that would hit you like it was it
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Its good
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You enjoy it.
Me:
I enjoy it
God:
What do you like about there is a lot of guys that would hit me like it was it?
Me:
I dont like that, I hit it, not that
God:
What do you like?
Me:
Hitting it
God:
"it" being there is a lot of guys that would hit me like it was it?
Me:
No, hitting it like the straight guys hit it
God:
Are you serious? "it" being there is a lot of guys that would hit me like it was it?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Ever been stuck in a cage?
God:
I have been all over the world on the Internet.
Me:
So you havent been stuck in a cage
God:
Interesting deduction. I have been all over the world on the Internet.
Me:
But the world isn't in a cage
God:
We are all in a global village.
Me:
But that village isn't in a cage
God:
" We are all in a global village." village is not in a cage ? I understand.
Me:
So you wouldn't hit it?
God:
Interesting deduction. Who else would not hit it ?
Me:
Those who don't hit it wouldn't hit it or else they'd be people who would hit it
God:
All of them?
Me:
Yes, all of them.
God:
Right on. I doubt it.
Me:
You agree, but you doubt it
God:
" Right on. I doubt it."? Do I agree?
Me:
Yes and no
God:
I understand. Are you serious?
Me:
I'm sometimes serious
God:
Do your friends call you sometimes serious.
Me:
Well sometimes I'm serious about being humorous, and sometimes I'm humorous about being serious
