VICTORIA'S SECRET PURCHASE:
Husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase some sheer lingerie
for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250
to $500 in price, the sheerer, the higher the price.
He opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for
him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it
might as well be nothing.
I won't put it on, do the modeling naked -
he will never know the difference.
Then I can return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself."
So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a seductive pose.
The husband exclaims,
"Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!"
He never heard the shot.
Funeral this Sunday.
Husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase some sheer lingerie
for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250
to $500 in price, the sheerer, the higher the price.
He opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for
him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it
might as well be nothing.
I won't put it on, do the modeling naked -
he will never know the difference.
Then I can return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself."
So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a seductive pose.
The husband exclaims,
"Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!"
He never heard the shot.
Funeral this Sunday.
