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[Sticky Mick]

How to hi-jack a news debate. Get a load of some of those comments:crazy:

Clicky here to "Stop the Pigeon"

 

[FarFarAway]

some awesome commenst there :rollingla

 

[Ham]

hehehe good read.

 

[WC Annihilus]

Hmm... coulda sworn this was posted already... Anyways, amusing

 

[limqareb]

Posted by: Mrs D. Smithers on 12:05am Thu 30 Nov 06

I was once saved from certain death when a pair of woods grasped me by the shoulders and flew me from the path of an oncoming car. Now these feathered heroes follow me everywhere and they often speak to me too. I will be going out tomorrow tooled up to protect this noble race of animals and if I find the marksman then it will be me or him. I say NO to the slaughter of the innocents and am willing to lay down my life in their defence. As for them being the spawn of Satan, well, that is obviously a comment from a very deluded person, get help is all I can say to that, everyone knows they are God's messengers.

this one made me laugh my head off

What a lot of fuss over nothing. Everyone knows pigeons can't be killed, they are immortal and immune to bullets. Where I come from we worship the pigeon deity and never look them in the eye as this can turn a man to stone. I can only warn the gunman chappy that if he should lift a finger against but one bird he will incur their never ending wrath and more than likely burn in **** for his actions.

I would not risk it myself, it's just not worth it. Leave it !!! Many have tried and even the mightiest have failed! The only way that may have some effect is to tie them down and chant incantations while you flay their hides with an stout oaken branch blessed by a high priest of Nayhead. Mr McNally, the orchestrater of this ill thought out plan I say unto you beware the consequences of your actions against the blessed ones.

he should come to malta to see how they are killed , all the birds in malta are killed by the thousands even birds of prey