Heard a good one on Kerrang the other day It went somthing like
(Presenter knew the person he phoned)
Presenter:I've got some bad news mate
Dave:What do you mean bad news
Presenter:Well it's about your mam
Dave:Well what is it mate?
Presenter:I'd rather not say over the phone but get home
Dave:Come on mate tell me please?
Presenter

ave It's your man she's dyed
Dave

nothing said)
Presenter

ave(long pause)Dave.....Shes dyed her hair mate
Obviously doesn't sound good when you read it but it was a classic when I heard it on the radio