FarFarAway
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Here's an e-mail "fight" me and my mate who owns a MAC were having...thought it was pretty funny 
Read from the bottom upwards
Him
Well, at least you've recognised it as high-brow! Looks like we're making progress! Where on earth do you get the idea that the glorious mac can't do anything? I would seriously consider professional help. Buying a PC is evidence enough of mental instability, but when is lapses into delusions as well you've got to get it looked at. To help you on your way to recovery, I can safely say that the mac does everything bar suck my muthafukkin cock which I'm sure will be addressed in an update soon anyway.
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ME
well bligh me if your not just sitting there in your high-brow bubble just waiting for it to burst. "Us MAC users have no need for this new fangled stuff"...due to the fact you only use your computers to decorate your lounge and the very thought of getting that white keyboard dirty is deplorable and chills you to the bone. MAC users are the kind of people who say "Interweb" and have a screen-saver that makes your low-spec hardware look like a fish-bowl. Still - at least that will keep you company on the long nights when you realise it can't do much else...
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Him
Forgive him Jobs, for he knows not what he does…..
How can a PC user, blinded by years of loyal devotion to his Fisher Price 'My First Computer', begin to understand the majesty behind the 'white box'? You must unlearn what you have learned. Outdated hardware indeed…..sigh……my dear boy, one may consider the internal combustion engine to be outdated hardware but when placed within the finest vehicle it becomes as enchanting as using OSX…almost. We pray for your soul.
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ME
Art? Stick it in a white box and any idiot will pay over the asking price for old outdated hardwear you mean?
Apple chairman: Oooo...running a bit low on money to burn to keep the fire going....make another small white box, fill it with any old tat and sell it will ya
Apple cheif designer: Yeah white box...I've got one here somewhere....always better so I don't have to colour the paper in...
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Him
We've all done it. Tried to ignore the inevitable, it's ok. It's perfectly normal. It takes a acquired eye to appreciate art and clearly this is not a realm accessible to the 'sticklebricks' PC underclass. Keeping abreast of technology? Is that the current bedtime story that Uncle Bill is telling you these days as you suck upon his teet?
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ME
No...I just try to ignore the info on those useless pretty but crap white boxes that people who wanna be "different" have decorating (notice the word for something that is purely ornamental) their desks at home.
I like to keep abreast with technology that actually progresses...not something that is brought out to keep up with the rest of the world ;o)
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Him
Yes yes, your waaaaaay behind, I saw this on Tuesday!!! Much like your ill-advised infatuation with those horrendous little Bill Gates boxes, you just can't seem to spot old news soon enough!! Hehehe.
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ME
You've probably seen this as your a MAc geek now, but just in case
http://arstechnica.com/reviews/hardware/mightymouse.ars/1
Read from the bottom upwards
Him
Well, at least you've recognised it as high-brow! Looks like we're making progress! Where on earth do you get the idea that the glorious mac can't do anything? I would seriously consider professional help. Buying a PC is evidence enough of mental instability, but when is lapses into delusions as well you've got to get it looked at. To help you on your way to recovery, I can safely say that the mac does everything bar suck my muthafukkin cock which I'm sure will be addressed in an update soon anyway.
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ME
well bligh me if your not just sitting there in your high-brow bubble just waiting for it to burst. "Us MAC users have no need for this new fangled stuff"...due to the fact you only use your computers to decorate your lounge and the very thought of getting that white keyboard dirty is deplorable and chills you to the bone. MAC users are the kind of people who say "Interweb" and have a screen-saver that makes your low-spec hardware look like a fish-bowl. Still - at least that will keep you company on the long nights when you realise it can't do much else...
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Him
Forgive him Jobs, for he knows not what he does…..
How can a PC user, blinded by years of loyal devotion to his Fisher Price 'My First Computer', begin to understand the majesty behind the 'white box'? You must unlearn what you have learned. Outdated hardware indeed…..sigh……my dear boy, one may consider the internal combustion engine to be outdated hardware but when placed within the finest vehicle it becomes as enchanting as using OSX…almost. We pray for your soul.
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ME
Art? Stick it in a white box and any idiot will pay over the asking price for old outdated hardwear you mean?
Apple chairman: Oooo...running a bit low on money to burn to keep the fire going....make another small white box, fill it with any old tat and sell it will ya
Apple cheif designer: Yeah white box...I've got one here somewhere....always better so I don't have to colour the paper in...
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Him
We've all done it. Tried to ignore the inevitable, it's ok. It's perfectly normal. It takes a acquired eye to appreciate art and clearly this is not a realm accessible to the 'sticklebricks' PC underclass. Keeping abreast of technology? Is that the current bedtime story that Uncle Bill is telling you these days as you suck upon his teet?
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ME
No...I just try to ignore the info on those useless pretty but crap white boxes that people who wanna be "different" have decorating (notice the word for something that is purely ornamental) their desks at home.
I like to keep abreast with technology that actually progresses...not something that is brought out to keep up with the rest of the world ;o)
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Him
Yes yes, your waaaaaay behind, I saw this on Tuesday!!! Much like your ill-advised infatuation with those horrendous little Bill Gates boxes, you just can't seem to spot old news soon enough!! Hehehe.
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ME
You've probably seen this as your a MAc geek now, but just in case
http://arstechnica.com/reviews/hardware/mightymouse.ars/1
