lol honey from your pc

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When did you last check for bees?

Computer maintenance people at Staples have done a survey of their customers and discovered that most people ignore routine computer maintenance. [I regularly change oil in mine. sub.ed.]

Apparently they only think about it when their computer blows up or turns out to be packed full of more viruses than the Centre for Tropical Diseases in London. Staples "EasyTechs," indicated that more than 80 percent of the chain's customers don't bother with routine maintenance and most of the problems they call in the techs for could have been prevented. One punter only thought about doing any maintenance when he discovered 8,000 viruses on his machine.

The EasyTechs have found enough dust inside one computer to fill a hand-held vacuum cleaner. There was a family of ****roaches using one computer for emergency accommodation while their flat was being refurbished. There was even a bee's nest in one computer box although how the owner failed to notice that Staples did not say.

The maintenance program EasyTech suggest is stuff like keep your antivirus software up to date. Only a third of the 105 techs reported their customers had the current versions. You should use Windows Disk Cleanup to safely get rid of temporary files. Keep your computer in a well-ventilated area and clear out any dust or dirt that's gotten into the case. Defragment your hard drive regularly. Check regularly for updates to your OS, whether it be Windows, Mac, Linux or other, and make sure you download any security patches. Back up stuff that's hard or impossible to replace on an external hard drive or flash drive, most people don't.

You should be aware of bees coming in and out of your computer casing and wonder why your motherboard has a honeycomb design that actually produces honey.
 
He didn't hear it or see it because he was bizzy .....

Thats nothing we found a lizard under one persons motherboard once sandwich between the MB and the case. It had got in and killed the pc.
 
name='mayhem' said:
He didn't hear it or see it because he was bizzy .....

Thats nothing we found a lizard under one persons motherboard once sandwich between the MB and the case. It had got in and killed the pc.

Hahaaaa....wtf how is it even possible for a lizard to get in???????
 
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My old PC which was more than 10 years old, had never been cleaned and I didn't have a Lizard or a Bee in it. :p

Not even much dust.
 
On most of the PC's we service at work, we never find much more than the usual bum fluff like crap, or maybe the odd dried out bug or two. I would crap myself if I opened a rig up and found a friggin bees nest!
 
Yeah loads of freakin dusty fluff stuff and nasty 'feet' smells.

Seen a hornet's comb arrangement inside a case. Was past any kind of habitation tho.
 
I remember reading somewhere about problems with ants in some parts of the US. They are attracted to something in the case and can damage cables by nibbling on them and shorting circuits out too. Something along those lines anyways. It was (is?) a pretty big problem, with some serious money being accrued in damaged kit.
 
My mate used to work at PC World, and he was telling us how someone brought in a computer that had died, they opened it up to see what was wrong and found a dead hamster inside that had fried itself from trying to chew through some of the PSU cables!!!

Dan
 
name='DeMoB' said:
My mate used to work at PC World, and he was telling us how someone brought in a computer that had died, they opened it up to see what was wrong and found a dead hamster inside that had fried itself from trying to chew through some of the PSU cables!!!

Dan

HAHAAAAAA tht made me lol....tht is insane man !!
 
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