How can i fry my video card?

The people at the company, whichever it is, are not stupid. It is not at all difficult to tell if damage is not from normal usage. When I worked at Motorola when I sent out a device I tested and set up, a PPR card (Product Performance Report) with my internal code went out with it. I'd get back negative reports. I got the fewest negative reports and had the best company QA record. I took a lot of pride in my work. I loved it when I got some installers fired, they were padding their pay checks claiming false repairs. Saying they spent 3 hours doing a field repair they did not do. I analyzed my few returned PPR cards, other did not. It was not difficult busting those supposedly smart techs, somebody like this guy with his head up his ass would be a cinch for the video card company to bust. He will end up with nothing and perhaps prosecuted.
 
I thought the easiest way to kill a 590 was to overclock it :D

Joke, BTW.

But seriously, why on earth would you buy a dual GPU oven without doing your research first?

Fact is you're stuck with it, so just sell it and stop being a smeg crusted bellend,
 
The best way to destroy the card is to remove the heat sink while the gpu is running a graphics intensive application. Chances are the heat will rise so fast that the emergency shut off will not have time to save the card.

Other than that it is still stupid, better to sell it. I am also surprised that 590 lasted that long. 590s were terrible when it came to reliability.
 
Best way I could think of FRYING your gpu is this

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For best results add a little olive oil and wait for the red mark in the center to disappear. That way the card wont stick and you will get the outside nice and crispy.

You may want to sear the outside first like chefs do with meat and then slowly cook the inside until pink but not bloody.
 
I hope the guy puts it in the microwave. Can you imagine the technicians opening the box seeing exactly EVERY circuit just soldered to pieces, the pcb exploded and the plastic melted and a note saying:

"LOL I WENT AND UPPED THE MEMCLOCK 50MHZ, MY MISTAKE"
 
Best way I could think of FRYING your gpu is this

nNe8iWe.jpg


For best results add a little olive oil and wait for the red mark in the center to disappear. That way the card wont stick and you will get the outside nice and crispy.

You may want to sear the outside first like chefs do with meat and then slowly cook the inside until pink but not bloody.

lol

or give it too NASA, they put it under a space shuttle. Should fry it nice, golden n crispy when it takes off :lol:
 
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