ever thought..."**** it?"

K404

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I'm getting really bored of job applications, especially over the last few days coz I have a pile of 12 to work through. Some of the questions are complete bobbins, and im seriously losing interest.

One company (who shall remain nameless) is kinda short on Engineering options in their job area list, still...applicants are expected to pick 3 areas.





Oooh....spotted a typo. Better correct that before I submit it!! :p
 
Omg,i don't know how you deal with stuff like that m8.That looks so tedious.Go on submit it,i dare ya.I have never made up a cv or filled out a job application so far in my life and wouldn't want to have to,by the looks of that.Good luck with it all anyway.
 
Aberdeen, Inverness, Perth and Dundee vacancies available

Imagine helping people change their lives, be happy, confident and ready to take on the world…[/font]

Weight Watchers UK Ltd is part of a global organisation which has been helping people to reach their weight loss goals for over 40 years. Promoting a healthy lifestyle and sustainable weight loss, we are the leading slimming organisation in the UK . We have a network of professionally trained, self-employed Leaders who run over 6000 UK meetings every week, and we’re now seeking talented individuals to join our national network.

The Role of a Leader

As a Leader, your goal is to guide, support and inspire members to safely reach and maintain their individual weight loss goals. Your passion and enthusiasm, together with your friendly, sensitive approach, and your personal experience of what it feels like to lose weight will inspire hundreds of members to be successful.

The meeting is a buzzing, social and motivational environment where you will act as a role model to your members, providing advice and encouragement as they follow the Weight Watchers programme. And as well as supporting and inspiring them in their weight loss journey; it’s a great way of helping yourself stay focused and in control of your own weight too.

Being a Leader gives you the chance to run your own business with support and back-up from the world’s leading weight loss company.

Skills For Success

To be a great Leader, you will have personal experience of weight loss, ideally with Weight Watchers. You’ll also be:

  • Friendly, supportive and empathetic to others with highly developed interpersonal skills
  • Energetic, driven and enthusiastic with a genuine understanding of, and passion for, weight loss and the difference it makes to people’s lives
  • A skilled net worker, able to promote your Meetings through local PR and advertising
  • A great time manager and flexible in your working hours as meetings are often run during evenings and weekends
  • Eager to run your own business, and manage your own tax and NI as a self employed person
You will also need:
  • Sufficient storage space for Weight Watchers products and equipment for your meetings, eg a garage
  • and a phone. A computer would also be an advantage.
If you think you can make a difference, please contact

I couldnt make that up if I tried. Its tempting.. i'll be honest
 
Hi. Thankyou for your copy-pasted reply to the application sent 29/10.

To ensure we are both on the same page, please may I briefly discuss the job spec, as posted on S1Jobs by yourselves.

"Key responsibilities include:
  • Supervising PCB layout engineers
  • Creating hardware design specifications
  • Creating hardware design verification specifications
  • Testing hardware electronic designs
The ideal candidate:

  • Will be degree qualified or equivalent
  • Have an awareness of designing for EMC requirements
  • Be familiar with ORCAD schematic capture
  • Knowledge of SPICE modelling would also be advantageous"
________________________________

Responsibilities:

*I have experience as a supervisor. Assuming I was working with a competent team, supervision needed would be minimal until I was up to speed with the position.

*Creating specifications would probably not be an issue. I am assuming that finalised specifications would be in conjunction with clients of the company. I have excellent customer service skills, developed over 5 years which frequently involved dissatisfied customers or drunks. I expect the customer service side of this job would be significantly easier. If specifications are up to employees, I have a good imagination and am not usually stuck for novel approaches to problems.

*see above.

*I am well-versed in test procedure through various aspects of my hobbies.

_______________________________________

Ideal candidate:

*I am a B.Eng (Hons) in Electronics.

*Have a fundamental grasp of EMC considerations, again partly in conjunction with my testing experience.

*I Used ORCAD and SPICE for 2 years at university to create real PCBs. From my experience with it, it is my opinion every company utilising the platform will organise libraries, data input and design execution differently, so most people external to the company would be in the same boat as myself.

___________________________________________________

I understand from your e-mail that you seek candidates "whose experience match more closely with our Client's requirements."

If I am not suitable for this position, am I to assume you have more information regarding the post that you did not post publicly? If so, with all respect I think you need to re-assess how you advertise on behalf of your clients as your current approach is obviously flawed and leads to time-wasting both on your part, as well as mine.

Thankyou for your time,

Kenneth Clapham B.Eng (Hons)

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> Subject: Contract Hardware Design Engineer (Ref: ) from Kenny Clapham

> Date: Mon, 29 Oct 2007 14:33:43 +0000

>

> Dear Kenny

>

> Thank you for taking the time to prepare and send your CV to us

> regarding the above position.

>

> Following a careful review of your background and experience, I regret

> to inform you that we will not be progressing your application further.

> We are currently progressing candidates whose experience match more

> closely with our Client's requirements.

>

> Thank you once again for your interest and we wish you all the very best

> in your search for alternative employment.

>

> Kind Regards,

>

>

> On behalf of ****************

> Consultant
 
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