Mr. Smith
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What up b1tches, miss me? 
For those who don't know me, hi I'm Jon aka Mr. Smith aka Smithy aka Awesome. I can be helpful and articulate myself when needed, I’d say my knowledge level is high-ish, don’t look at those green blobs, they lie, they do not reflect my wealth of knowledge. Now we have that cleared up I'll proceed...
Some of the old regulars may have noticed I've been keeping a low profile over the last few months, occasionally popping in from time to time. There have been numerous reasons; holidays, landlord serving my notice where I live, new job, new women, being awesome.
Woah, let’s not skip that point. I got a new job I am now back in the Business Analyst/Project Management game and, lol, my title has anal in it… and boy I’ve missed it. The work not
, I'm strictly vag. Goodbye National Grid, hello Verizon. OK, so I haven’t started yet but the contract is sitting with me right now, I have to move to Reading soon and I officially start Aug 4th, with a hefty pay rise. Can I get a hell yeah? (Hell yeah)(Those of you who actually muttered a hell yeah pat yourselves on the back for you rock. Harder. There you go 
). They are also funding my Prince2 and some other BA qualifications as I get £4K a year to spend on (re)educating myself. W00t.
Also, what the fook is going on? Lame gpu’s, lame cpu’s, lame games. L-AME. Roll on next gen and I wish PC game developers would pull their heads out of their a$$es and create something amazing, otherwise I’ll have to buy a console. Yeah, I said it. Actually, next gen cpu's can suck my deck because they don't look that good from what I have seen and I'd need a new mobo and ddr3 (I saw that cheap kit so thats not an issue). Watch me eat my words in a few months I'll be rocking all the latest kit saying it's awesome.
What else? New job – check, I’m awesome – check, random banter – check, slight rant – check; looks like I’m done here, see you in the threads!
It's good to be back.
For those who don't know me, hi I'm Jon aka Mr. Smith aka Smithy aka Awesome. I can be helpful and articulate myself when needed, I’d say my knowledge level is high-ish, don’t look at those green blobs, they lie, they do not reflect my wealth of knowledge. Now we have that cleared up I'll proceed...
Some of the old regulars may have noticed I've been keeping a low profile over the last few months, occasionally popping in from time to time. There have been numerous reasons; holidays, landlord serving my notice where I live, new job, new women, being awesome.
Woah, let’s not skip that point. I got a new job
I am now back in the Business Analyst/Project Management game and, lol, my title has anal in it… and boy I’ve missed it. The work not
). They are also funding my Prince2 and some other BA qualifications as I get £4K a year to spend on (re)educating myself. W00t.Also, what the fook is going on? Lame gpu’s, lame cpu’s, lame games. L-AME. Roll on next gen and I wish PC game developers would pull their heads out of their a$$es and create something amazing, otherwise I’ll have to buy a console. Yeah, I said it. Actually, next gen cpu's can suck my deck because they don't look that good from what I have seen and I'd need a new mobo and ddr3 (I saw that cheap kit so thats not an issue). Watch me eat my words in a few months I'll be rocking all the latest kit saying it's awesome.
What else? New job – check, I’m awesome – check, random banter – check, slight rant – check; looks like I’m done here, see you in the threads!
It's good to be back.
